HTC has released a bizarre rap video dissing Samsung and Apple

HTC is sticking two metaphorical fingers up at Apple and Samsung with the release of a "rap video" dissing its rivals, from "Doc G" of Hip Hop group P.M. Dawn.

The result is 2 minutes and 33 seconds of baffling lyrics, terrible rhymes and cringeworthy graphics. HTC is once again positioning itself as the ankle-biting underdog, perennially cemented with its "Quietly Brilliant" marketing tagline, and memorably celebrated in 2013 with its reported $1 billion wacky ad campaign starring Robert Downey Jr.

Choice lyrics from the new rap video include:

Here's the video. Prepare to watch through your fingers.

Bonus: Put the subtitles on. They are not synced with the video, and produce some...interesting results.