Etsy is a haven of home-made Valentine's day gifts for pets. Warning: your dog might hate you if you make him wear this $18 "snood" hat.
This one, too. Even if it is only $12.
Your cat might start plotting your death.
Some owners are spoiling their pets with $39.99 boxes of heart-shaped dog cakes.
But those are for the undiscerning pet. If you're really serious about this Valentine's Day commitment, you want to splurge for this $1,500 golden sable fur coat ... because they didn't have a fur coat already ... now on sale for $747!
But we all know that diamonds are a dog's real best friend. Like this Amour de la Mer necklace with an "8.5-carat sapphire pendant as blue as the ocean" for only $899,000.
For a plainer route, you could just award your pet a classic V-Day gift of perfume for $65. Don't worry... this one is unisex.
You could also just buy your dog some earrings. These $59 Swarovski crystal clip-ons will "Add a distinctive look to your pet's wardrobe that will speak volumes of the love you have for your pet."
You could also get your pet that $30,000 dream house he's been waiting for.
One of the more disturbing gifts: the €159 "Hotdoll."
And some companies are selling pre-packaged, $54 "Flirty Feline" gift baskets, with toys, food, and the biggest aphrodisiac: a catnip pillow.
Or you could just get your pet a $10 bag of fake bacon and call it a day.
Need another Valentine's Day pick-me-up?
