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America Will Spend $815 Million On These Ridiculous Valentine's Gifts For Pets

Etsy is a haven of home-made Valentine's day gifts for pets. Warning: your dog might hate you if you make him wear this $18 "snood" hat.

America Will Spend $815 Million On These Ridiculous Valentine's Gifts For Pets

This one, too. Even if it is only $12.

This one, too. Even if it is only $12.

Your cat might start plotting your death.

Your cat might start plotting your death.

Some owners are spoiling their pets with $39.99 boxes of heart-shaped dog cakes.

Some owners are spoiling their pets with $39.99 boxes of heart-shaped dog cakes.

But those are for the undiscerning pet. If you're really serious about this Valentine's Day commitment, you want to splurge for this $1,500 golden sable fur coat ... because they didn't have a fur coat already ... now on sale for $747!

But those are for the undiscerning pet. If you

But we all know that diamonds are a dog's real best friend. Like this Amour de la Mer necklace with an "8.5-carat sapphire pendant as blue as the ocean" for only $899,000.

But we all know that diamonds are a dog

For a plainer route, you could just award your pet a classic V-Day gift of perfume for $65. Don't worry... this one is unisex.

For a plainer route, you could just award your pet a classic V-Day gift of perfume for $65. Don

You could also just buy your dog some earrings. These $59 Swarovski crystal clip-ons will "Add a distinctive look to your pet's wardrobe that will speak volumes of the love you have for your pet."

You could also just buy your dog some earrings. These $59 Swarovski crystal clip-ons will "Add a distinctive look to your pet

You could also get your pet that $30,000 dream house he's been waiting for.

You could also get your pet that $30,000 dream house he

One of the more disturbing gifts: the €159 "Hotdoll."

One of the more disturbing gifts: the €159 "Hotdoll."

And some companies are selling pre-packaged, $54 "Flirty Feline" gift baskets, with toys, food, and the biggest aphrodisiac: a catnip pillow.

And some companies are selling pre-packaged, $54 "Flirty Feline" gift baskets, with toys, food, and the biggest aphrodisiac: a catnip pillow.

Or you could just get your pet a $10 bag of fake bacon and call it a day.

Or you could just get your pet a $10 bag of fake bacon and call it a day.

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