Anonymous Instagram chef Jacques La Merde, French for "Jack S---," is a real-life restaurant chef whose account parodies this sort of haute cuisine. His photos show unusual ingredients prepared in absurd and innovative ways, such as the deli-honey-ham rosettes, minced Dunk-a-Roos, and Shamrock Shake "fluid gel."
Chef La Merde has garnered 60,000 followers in three months. We can see why.