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What's a Portable Pizza Pouch, you might ask? It's exactly what it sounds like. The PPP is a triangular plastic pouch attached to a lanyard.
Here's a look at the pouch, which retails on Stupidiotic for $8, in action.
"Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It's a bold (and delicious) fashion statement," the product description explains.
Here's a close up of the "durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device." Stupidiotic
Online, people are pumped about the stylish device, which Stupidiotic calls the "best invention since delivery."
Portable pizza pouch? Totally bringing this to a buffet.?? pic.twitter.com/mJnwps5wLk
I know what I want for Christmas - a Portable #Pizza Pouch. pic.twitter.com/dnI6LImaXX
- Kimmie (@kimmiexj) October 1, 2015
You can order your own here. Fair warning, due to high demand your PPP might not ship until October 18.