You can buy a necklace to carry your pizza in for under $10
What's a Portable Pizza Pouch, you might ask? It's exactly what it sounds like. The PPP is a triangular plastic pouch attached to a lanyard.
Here's a look at the pouch, which retails on Stupidiotic for $8, in action.
"Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It's a bold (and delicious) fashion statement," the product description explains.
Here's a close up of the "durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device."
Online, people are pumped about the stylish device, which Stupidiotic calls the "best invention since delivery."
You can order your own here. Fair warning, due to high demand your PPP might not ship until October 18.