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Washington State's football team is 0-2, and head coach Mike Leach is not pleased.
In front of reporters on Monday, Leach unleashed a rant for the ages. He bashed his team, "Kumbaya crap," participation trophies - in Leach's opinion, they have "contaminated America" - and so much more.
A selection of quotes: "We have the atmosphere of a [junior college] softball team"; "I got receivers running routes that don't even resemble anything we teach"; and "We don't like to run and hit, and this is a game for running and hitting."
Watch it for yourself (courtesy of Fox Sports' Aaron Levine), and then watch it again:
Here's the best of Mike Leach today. MUST WATCH for #Cougars, #Huskies, and all fans everywhere. Hilarious. pic.twitter.com/IAyWV9OemA
- Aaron Levine (@AaronQ13Fox) September 13, 2016
It's going to be a long season.