Toronto Mayor Tom Ford was the subject of this weekend's "
After admitting "I goofed up, eh" on a local Canadian news show, the "mayor" goes on to drink beer, tell reporters to kiss his a--, and buy crack during a press conference.
"I should stop doing press conferences," he ultimately jokes.
There's even a "60 Minutes" Benghazi jab at the end of the skit, in which a Lara Logan impersonator believes the mayor when he says he's never smoked crack, done drugs, or drank alcohol.
Watch the funny segment below: