Carrot
That's the opening line of a press release for Carrot Dating, a new matchmaking app that lets men "bribe their way to a date."
Give a woman a present and she'll...? The possibilities are apparently endless!
The app enables users to "accept gifts/activities for a first date, with men and women being tempted with offers such as plastic surgery or a tank of gas for a "yes". What doesn't work: messaging and hoping."
That's what founder Brandon Wade thinks. Wade also started Seeking Arrangement; the "lead sugar daddy dating website".
Here's Carrot Dating's introduction video, complete with too-cheery carnival music: