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I visited a restaurant in Austria that has welcomed generations of British royals, but the best part was the indoor slide

Maria Noyen   

I visited a restaurant in Austria that has welcomed generations of British royals, but the best part was the indoor slide
The Hospiz Alm starts to get busy around midday.Maria Noyen/Insider
  • I dined at a restaurant in the Alps that has an indoor slide taking guests to the bathroom.
  • The Hospiz Alm is a traditional Austrian eatery accessible by car, ski, or snowboard.

The Hospiz Alm is a restaurant close to where I was staying on a family ski trip in Austria.

The Hospiz Alm is a restaurant close to where I was staying on a family ski trip in Austria.
After the gondola, the Hospiz Alm was just less than 15 minutes away by ski.      Maria Noyen/Insider

I visited The Hospiz Alm recently at the end of a family ski trip to St. Anton, a ski town in the Arlberg region of Austria. But the restaurant, which is in the neighboring village of St. Christoph, isn't exactly within walking distance so to get to it from where I was you can either ski, snowboard, or taxi.

Since my lunch was booked for 12 p.m., I wanted to work up a little bit of an appetite so I decided to ski there. From the top of the gondola, it was less than 15 minutes on an intermediate run.

Around halfway there, I started to see the restaurant nestled into the bottom of beautiful snow-capped mountains.

Once I arrived, I honestly felt like I was on the set of a Christmas Hallmark movie.

Once I arrived, I honestly felt like I was on the set of a Christmas Hallmark movie.
Nothing screams Christmas to me more than door wreaths.      Maria Noyen/Insider

The restaurant is really picturesque and the way its wooden exterior is decorated makes it look as if it was plucked straight out of a fairy-tale book.

Leaving my skis outside, I entered through the front door, which was laden with greenery dusted in snow, with a wreath pinned with a red bow stuck on the center.

The first thing I noticed is how staff were wearing traditional lederhosen and dirndl.

The first thing I noticed is how staff were wearing traditional lederhosen and dirndl.
Staff at the Hospiz Alm keep heritage alive by wearing dirndl and lederhosen.      Maria Noyen/Insider

I was a bit early for the massive rush of lunchtime, which usually starts around 12:30 p.m. when the first skiers stop to take a break from the slopes, but waiters at the Hospiz Alm were already running back and forth from tables taking orders and bringing out plates of food.

I could tell upholding cultural heritage and values was a big deal here because servers were all wearing either lederhosen or dirndl, traditional Austrian folk clothing.

Inside the restaurant is a massive wreath-laden chandelier and a roaring fire, adding to the festive vibe.

Inside the restaurant is a massive wreath-laden chandelier and a roaring fire, adding to the festive vibe.
The inside of the restaurant was very cozy looking.      Maria Noyen/Insider

The interior of the Hospiz Alm is pretty dimly lit but you can't miss the massive multi-floor chandelier, laden with what looked to be wreaths of greenery.

Even though it was sunny outside, it was still pretty cold, so the warmth of the roaring open fire was very welcoming.

Seeing as it was sunny, most people opted to eat out on the ground terrace or upstairs on the balcony.

Seeing as it was sunny, most people opted to eat out on the ground terrace or upstairs on the balcony.
The outdoor terrace starts getting packed just after 12 p.m.      Maria Noyen/Insider

As more and more people started to pile into the restaurant, it seemed like many groups were taking advantage of the rare sunny day by enjoying their meals and drinks outside on the ground-floor terrace, which was packed with rows of thin wooden tables covered with gingham, red, and orange tablecloths.

I booked lunch on the balcony, which has incredible views of the piste and nearby mountains.

I booked lunch on the balcony, which has incredible views of the piste and nearby mountains.
The view from the balcony seats.      Maria Noyen/Insider

Having skied in the area before, I knew the Hospiz Alm had a great terrace that was usually booked up on days when it was really sunny so I booked my spot well in advance.

I had no regrets because the views of the piste and neighboring mountains were truly spectacular.

For lunch, I ordered an Austrian classic: Wiener schnitzel with cranberry sauce, lemon wedges, and a massive side of fries.

For lunch, I ordered an Austrian classic: Wiener schnitzel with cranberry sauce, lemon wedges, and a massive side of fries.
My meal at the Hospiz Alm.      Maria Noyen/Insider

There are plenty of classic Austrian foods I'd recommend trying if you're there for the ski season, but one I hadn't yet had during my family trip was a good old Wiener schnitzel.

At the Hospiz Alm, my meal came along with a massive plate of fries, a lemon wedge, and cranberry sauce. At first, I thought it looked like the portions were going to be too big, and honestly, I couldn't make it through all the fries, but the schnitzel was so perfectly soft inside and crispy on the outside that I finished it with ease.

One of my favorite drinks to have while skiing in Austria is mulled wine, known locally as "gluhwein."

One of my favorite drinks to have while skiing in Austria is mulled wine, known locally as "gluhwein."
Mulled wine is called gluhwein, and is a staple drink when skiing in Austria.      Maria Noyen/Insider

One of the best things about skiing in Austria is how there's always an excuse to have mulled wine.

Known as gluhwein, the drink came hot and steaming to my table and it was the perfect thing to help me warm up after a short morning on the slopes.

But the best part of dining here is going to the bathroom because you can take an indoor slide there.

But the best part of dining here is going to the bathroom because you can take an indoor slide there.
A slide makes going downstairs in ski boots so much easier.      Maria Noyen/Insider

Snowboarders really luck out when it comes to their boots because walking up and down any kind of stairs in heavy, clunky ski boots is a nightmare.

But at least half of that problem doesn't exist at the Hospiz Alm because when you go to the bathroom, you can literally slide your way there in seconds. Going down an indoor slide makes any adult feel like a kid, but is also really practical for those who ski.

That said, trudging back upstairs afterward is still a pain though.

After the meal, I spoke to Karl Heinz, the sommelier, who casually mentioned Prince William and Kate Middleton stopped by recently.

After the meal, I spoke to Karl Heinz, the sommelier, who casually mentioned Prince William and Kate Middleton stopped by recently.
Karl Heinz said he was working at the Hospiz Alm when it first opened.      Maria Noyen/Insider

"There was Katie and William here, I think around a month ago," Kark Heinz told me. "At the moment, the people from Holland are here, they stay in Lech but they come here."

I was floored at how nonchalant Heinz was about the whole thing, but he said whenever royals visit, they're treated like anyone else. "When they dress in ski clothes for the lunch, nobody knows it," he said. Other royals from Denmark, Norway, and Luxembourg have also visited, he said, but most down-to-earth ones are those from Lichtenstein, who all have apartments there and are "such nice people."

Heinz then gave me a tour of the wine cellar, which was originally built as "an atom bunker," he said.

Heinz then gave me a tour of the wine cellar, which was originally built as "an atom bunker," he said.
Double magnum-sized wine bottles covered the ceiling.      Maria Noyen/Insider

"In 1986 there was Chernobyl," Heinz said. "In Austria, there was a rule when you made a new restaurant that you had to make an atom bunker." So storing wine wasn't the original use of the cellar, he added.

But since then, it's become the perfect place for a massive collection of wines from various regions in Europe, including gargantuan 27-liter bottles, which Heinz said are equivalent to a whopping 36 regular-sized wines. An empty bottle of that size costs 1,200 euros, or around $1,310, he said.

Back upstairs, he showed me a wall of photos of all the famous faces who have ever stopped by.

Back upstairs, he showed me a wall of photos of all the famous faces who have ever stopped by.
The photo wall shows famous people who visited this cozy restaurant in the mountains over the years.      Maria Noyen/Insider

On the first floor, close to the front door, is a massive wall of photos taken of famous people who have either stayed at the sister hotel down the street, dined at the restaurant, or have done both.

Some names I recognized were Prince Charles and Princess Diana, Pope Benedict XVI, Prince Edward and Sophie, Countess of Wessex, Princess Caroline of Monaco, and Juan Carlos, the former King of Spain. I also spotted Michael Schumacher, King Felipe of Spain, and Richard Nixon.

According to Heinz, Diana and Charles weren't exactly a picture of a happy couple during their visit to the Hospiz Alm.

According to Heinz, Diana and Charles weren
A close-up of the framed photo of Diana and Charles arriving at Hospiz Alm.      Maria Noyen/Insider

Looking at the black and white photo of Charles and Diana up on the wall, dressed in their ski gear outside the Hospiz Alm greeting people, it's almost impossible to tell what kind of mood the young couple were in. But according to Heinz, who said he was around when they visited, it wasn't a pleasant one.

"Diana was always pushing Charles, like 'Alright Charles, what are we going to do now, now, now," Heinz said. "And he, Charles, was so angry all the time."

I also noticed a frame seemed to be missing, which Heinz said used to be where a photo of Vladimir Putin was put up.

I also noticed a frame seemed to be missing, which Heinz said used to be where a photo of Vladimir Putin was put up.
According to Heinz, a photo of Vladimir Putin had recently been removed from the wall of fame.      Maria Noyen/Insider

Two days before I visited, Heinz said he'd decided to take the photo of Russia's President Vladimir Putin off the wall of fame.

With a bellyful of schnitzel and the bill paid, it was time to hit the slopes again.

With a bellyful of schnitzel and the bill paid, it was time to hit the slopes again.
The best time to eat at the Hospiz Alm is midday on a sunny day.      Maria Noyen/Insider

I thought the meal was delicious but slightly overpriced. My schnitzel cost 39 euros, around $42.54, and the gluhwein was 7.40 euros, around $8. For full disclosure, Insider paid the total of 46.40 euros, or $50.60, according to our reporting standards.

If I come back, I'll probably stick with something equally delicious like a goulash soup, another local staple which is essentially a meat stew with different kinds of vegetables, that costs a mere 9.80 euros, or around $10.70, in comparison.

But overall I was pretty happy – and with a bellyful of schnitzel, it was time to head back to the mountain for a few more runs.

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