The Yale 'Poopetrator' Was Actually Covering Clothes In Chocolate

Last week, the evolving saga of someone defecating in the laundry machines at Yale University took a turn for the worse when the "poopetrator" began stringing up soiled clothes in the middle of campus.

Turns out, Friday's dirty laundry display was no more than chocolate, the Yale Daily News reports:

A Saybrook master's aide confirmed to the News that the Friday incident involved chocolate instead of feces. #SYlaundryscandal

- Yale Daily News (@yaledailynews) October 7, 2013

This news should not alleviate any prior disgust about someone on Yale's campus using the laundry room as their person restroom, but its still good to know that the latest incident wasn't as bad as it could have been.

Among the odder developments from the pooptastrophe was a series of tweets from cleaning supplies company Clorox, who called for "#Poopertrator justice." Check them out below:

@yaledailynews 4 100 yrs it's been our mission 2 keep clothes clean. No if, &s or buts. Time 4 #Poopertrator justice pic.twitter.com/yASmI5CBIa

- Clorox (@Clorox) October 4, 2013

@YaleRumpus United we stand against the #Poopertrator. Time for #Poopgate13 justice pic.twitter.com/EgElIHaN3m

- Clorox (@Clorox) October 4, 2013