The unofficial Goldman Sachs holiday gift guide for 2017

• This year's "Unofficial Goldman Sachs Holiday Gift Guide" features a typically expensive and eclectic range of products.
• They include ancient fossils, luxurious cars, and high-end apparel.
• Prices range from $6 to $3.5 million.

Once again, it's that time of year where children everywhere learn one of life's most valuable lessons: Santa loves rich kids more.

Since last year's list - with over 5.4 million views - was the most popular gift guide in media, we decided to keep the same theme going: an eclectic mix of the fantastical and the practical, albeit still skewing slightly toward the 1%. After all, that's the American way.

Here are the things a man wants but feels guilty buying for himself, as well as the things he needs but probably doesn't even know of. Regardless of how deep your pockets are, this is the only holiday gift guide you'll need.

John LeFevre is the creator of satirical @GSElevator on Twitter, and the author of the bestselling book, "Straight to Hell: True Tales of Deviance, Debauchery, and Billion-Dollar Deals," currently in development with Paramount as a major motion picture.