The RNC trolls the DNC with a fake schedule of its fall meeting including events like 'Where is Michigan?'
The RNC sent an email to members of the press with the subject line "ADVISORY: Major Updates to DNC Fall Meeting," referencing the DNC's summit in Las Vegas this weekend.
The advisory schedule was full of made-up panels and speeches mocking Democrats for various things from the past year, including "Where is Michigan? A geographical presentation of what exists between New York and Los Angeles" and "The Menendez Mess: How to keep a convicted felon in the United States Senate," a nod to the ongoing corruption trial of New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez.
The point of contact for the faux schedule was DNC Chairman Tom Perez, for which the RNC used a "brown.edu" email address in an apparent nod to Perez's new position as a senior fellow at Brown University.
Brown said upon announcing his bid to become DNC chairman that it would be "full-time job" and the party would be best served with "someone committed here for the long haul," according to The Baltimore Sun.
Here's the full fake schedule:
Thursday, October 19th
7:00pm Opening Remarks - Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
As prepared for the upcoming Women's Convention
Friday, October 20th
10:00am Where is Michigan?
A geographical presentation of what exists between New York and Los Angeles
11:30am Should She Stay or Should She Go Now?
A roundtable discussion of the future of Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi moderated by Rep. Linda Sanchez (D-CA)
1:00pm No Money, Mo Problems
Investments the DNC would like to make - but can't
3:00pm The Menendez Mess
How to keep a convicted felon in the United States Senate
5:00pm Ok, but really… 'What Happened'?
A continuing conversation about who to blame for Hillary Clinton's loss
Saturday, October 21st
9:00am Doing Data Right
Hillary Clinton and DNC CEO Jess O'Connell explain how the RNC has "sped past" the Democrats in data, technology, and party infrastructure
10:00am Weinstein Shopping Spree
How to spend the $300,000 in money we won't return from Harvey Weinstein
12:00pm Litmus Tests Over Lunch
A guest lecture by Brown University Professor Tom Perez on banishing pro-life Democrats and mandating support for single-payer
Abortion: Replicating Mello-Drama Nationwide
Failed Omaha mayoral candidate Heath Mello will present ways that the national party can insert hot-button issues like abortion into local races across the heartland
Single-Payer Shuffle
A master class in how to dance around specifics, like how to pay for a $32 trillion government takeover of health care
3:00pm Moral Victories
Jon Ossoff (GA-06), Rob Quist (MT-AL), Archie Parnell (SC-5), Jim Thompson (KS-4) discuss why they actually won their special elections
5:00pm Impeachment or Else
Billionaire donor Tom Steyer lays out his requirement that candidates back a baseless impeachment effort that alienates the vast majority of voters