The complete history of David Cameron's bizarre obsession with 1970s British comedian Benny Hill
David Cameron was at the Sky Studios to be grilled by Jeremy Paxman, followed by questions from a studio audience. During an advert break he mentioned to Sky News host Kay Burley his affection for long-dead British comedian Benny Hill - before, at her urging, reciting some of the ditty to the audience.
For those who aren't up to scratch on their mid-century English comics, Benny Hill was born in 1924, and epitomises a certain kind of British vaudeville seaside comedy - slapstick, innuendo-filled, and now desperately unfashionable. (Re-runs of The Benny Hill Show ran in the US on cable TV stations for years after he fell out of fashion in the UK.)
The song in question, "Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)," tells the comic tale of milkman Ernie struggling (and ultimately failing) to win the affections of a young window.
The opening verse - which Cameron quoted on Thursday night - goes as follows:
You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground,
And the clatter of the wheels as they spun 'round and 'round.
And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest,
His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
And here's the TV version of it, innuendos and all:
Cameron has spoken fondly of his "happy childhood," one where "whinging was not on the menu." The struggles of Ernie to woo the "too good for him" widow Sue clearly had a strong impact upon the Conservative party leader - on radio show Desert Island Discs in 2006, he chose the song as one of his picks, saying it "really just reminds me of my childhood."
"I just remember playing this at home, over and over again."
Ernie is also, Cameron revealed, "the only song whose words I can remember." He even recites some of the words on Desert Island Discs - you can listen to the entire show here (Cameron discusses the song from the 7:30-mark onwards):