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Warning: Spoilers ahead for "The Bachelor" premiere.
ABC's 21st season of "The Bachelor" premiered Monday night and just like clockwork, 30 women rolled out of limousines to meet this year's eligible star, Nick Viall.
And just like the women who came before them, some of the ladies had some weird and wacky ways to introduce themselves to Viall and to America.
These were the 12 most memorable things women did to garner attention on "The Bachelor" premiere.
12. Brittany, a 26-year-old travel nurse, told Nick to "turn around and bend over."
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11. Lauren, a 30-year-old law school graduate, revealed her last name is "Hussey."
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"You and I were blessed with pretty horrible last names," Lauren said by way of introducing herself, revealing that her last name is Hussey. "And you're Viall, so together you and I are a disgusting slut."
Yeesh.
10. Susannah, a 26-year-old account manager, gave him a beard massage.
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"I don't think I've ever had a beard massage before," Nick said later. "It wasn't bad."
9. Nick received a whole bag of "tokens" from Corinne, a 24-year-old business owner.
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But then when he did find her later, Corinne presented him with a huge bag filled with the tiny tokens. "This seems like a lot," Nick told her. Yeah, yeah it did.
8. Josephine, a 24-year-old registered nurse, made Nick eat a cold raw hot dog with her.
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"You're a weiner in my book," she laughed as Nick looked understandably confused.
Then Josephine asked Nick if he wanted to eat the hot dog together, "Lady and the Tramp"-style. Nick obliged, but the hot dog was uncooked and cold.
"I haven't had an uncooked hot dog since I was six," Nick joked.
"That goes down hard," Josephine said, making me and America cringe even more deeply.
7. Taylor, a 23-year-old mental health counselor, told Nick that everyone thinks he's a "complete piece of sh--."
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"My friends were like, 'No he's a complete piece of sh--,'" she told a very shocked Nick. "But I don't believe them or anyone else who thinks that."
Probably not the sauvest move to remind the man you want to date that some people hate him.
6. Jaime, a 28-year-old chef from New Orleans, told Nick she has "balls."
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"You have some balls and so do I," Jaime said, prompting everyone at home - and possibly Nick - to briefly wonder if she meant she was the show's first-ever transgender contestant.
But no, she just had a nose piercing with balls.
5. Jasmine G., a 29-year-old NFL cheerleader, brought celebrity jeweler Niall Lane along with her.
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"I know you've done this before a million times, so I just wanted to get some things off your plate now," Jasmine said. "So, we went over a couple of rings and this one's my favorite: emerald cut, size 5."
4. Hailey, a 23-year-old photographer, went for an old-school pick up line.
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Hailey gets points for being forward, but perhaps it was a little more information than America was ready for.
Nick, however, seemed to love this intro. "Can I have another hug?" he asked her.
Get it girl, and by "it," I mean underwear.
3. Astrid, a 26-year-old plastic surgery office manager, broke out her German to tease Nick.
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"Have you seen the breasts?" Astrid asked him. "They are real."
"If only you knew what I said," she told him. If only.
2. All the women were jealous after 25-year-old Lacey, a digital marketing manager, came in on a camel.
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"Super jealous of that, why didn't I think of the camel?," one contestant named Raven said to a producer.
1. Alexis, a 23-year-old aspiring dolphin trainer, showed up in a shark costume.
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"I dolphin-lately can't wait to talk to you more inside," she told Nick. Later on, many of the women were confused if it was a shark or dolphin costume.
"There is a debate whether she is a shark or a dolphin," Rachel said in a one-on-one interview. "We don't know and I'm not sure if she does either."
For the record, it was a shark costume, but Alexis won our hearts with her fiery love for dolphins.