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There's finally a home robot like Rosie from 'The Jetsons,' but it looks awful

There's finally a home robot like Rosie from 'The Jetsons,' but it looks awful

Zenbo looks like the mischievous lovechild of a <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=sunflower+imac&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjYhJT_gIXNAhWBlR4KHV4nDL8Q_AUICCgC&biw=1745&bih=871"target="_blank">2002 'sunflower' iMac</a> and <a href="https://www.google.com/search?espv=2&biw=1745&bih=871&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=bb-8&oq=bb-8&gs_l=img.3..0l10.29898.32165.0.32422.8.5.2.1.1.0.79.326.5.5.0....0...1c.1.64.img..0.8.334...0i10j0i30.xmx57I77EVc"target="_blank">BB-8</a>.

There's finally a home robot like Rosie from 'The Jetsons,' but it looks awful

In an 11-minute ad released Monday, Asus touts a few key features of Zenbo. It can trundle up to you with reminders.

In an 11-minute ad released Monday, Asus touts a few key features of Zenbo. It can trundle up to you with reminders.

It can "tell stories" as well, acting out little audio-visual-motion skits — though it appears they have to be individually programmed as apps.

It can "tell stories" as well, acting out little audio-visual-motion skits — though it appears they have to be individually programmed as apps.

Here's what displays on the screen as it plays a wolf.

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Zenbo can also read you a recipe as you cook.

Zenbo can also read you a recipe as you cook.

And as a learning/seeing robot with artificial intelligence, Asus says Zenbo can recognize and react to emergencies.

And as a learning/seeing robot with artificial intelligence, Asus says Zenbo can recognize and react to emergencies.

Once an emergency's been spotted, Zenbo notifies a prepared list of people, apparently sending them video of whatever's going on.

Once an emergency

It can also take your selfies for you.

It can also take your selfies for you.

And place calls.

And place calls.

And you can use it to browse and type using only your voice.

And you can use it to browse and type using only your voice.

Most importantly, Zenbo functions as a smart home hub like an Amazon Echo, able to control media, thermostats, and other smart home features by voice command.

Most importantly, Zenbo functions as a smart home hub like an Amazon Echo, able to control media, thermostats, and other smart home features by voice command.

Zenbo's standout feature is emoting constantly as it does your business.

Zenbo

But for all those features, Zenbo will need to overcome some major obstacles in order to succeed.

But for all those features, Zenbo will need to overcome some major obstacles in order to succeed.

At its core, Zenbo is a chunky Amazon Echo or Google Home with a face and wheels. That expands the tasks it can learn to do, though not by a whole lot.

At its core, Zenbo is a chunky Amazon Echo or Google Home with a face and wheels. That expands the tasks it can learn to do, though not by a whole lot.

It appears to run a proprietary operating system, meaning developers will have to build apps specifically for this robot.

It appears to run a proprietary operating system, meaning developers will have to build apps specifically for this robot.

(Asus did not return a request for clarification and explanation here.)

So a critical mass of consumers will have to buy Zenbos at first in order to tempt developers to build apps and cross-compatibility for it. That's a problem.

So a critical mass of consumers will have to buy Zenbos at first in order to tempt developers to build apps and cross-compatibility for it. That

Zenbo also lacks a standout feature (besides, possibly, emoting) to distinguish it from bigger-name competitors in the digital assistant space.

Zenbo also lacks a standout feature (besides, possibly, emoting) to distinguish it from bigger-name competitors in the digital assistant space.

And — from saving your grandma's life to reading you recipe's — Zenbo doesn't appear to have a single skill that a medical alert bracelet, smartphone, or smart home hub can't do (probably more reliably) already.

And — from saving your grandma

Seriously, relying on a robot being smart enough to distinguish visually between a heart attack/fall and lying down is a bad idea

And those devices don't have to ponderously follow you around the house to work properly.

And those devices don

On a side note, Zenbo's marketing doesn't exactly inspire confidence that Asus can sell this robot. It comes off as a bit tone-deaf.

On a side note, Zenbo

Though the worst thing about this product is definitely Zenbo's awful helium-child-robot voice.

Though the worst thing about this product is definitely Zenbo

Maybe one day we'll all have helpful little robots wandering our houses. But I doubt they'll be Zenbos.

Maybe one day we

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