The 'Missed Connections' involving Pokemon Go are just as ridiculous as you'd expect

In New York City:

We started talking at Junction on the 7 train headed to Flushing about my pokemon game on 7/7 :) You got off at Citifield and I never caught your name. I thought we had chemistry :)

In Boston:

I was playing Pokemon Go with a friend near Jaho coffee this afternoon around 3 and you walked up. Blonde hair, glasses, blue hoodie, way shorter than me. I was the super tall guy black shirt, long hair and beard. You offered to let me use your charger. I thought you were really cute and wanted to hook up but didn't want my friend to interfere or think it was to weird to try and pick you up over Pokemon Go. If you see this lets get coffee.

In Delaware:

Soo many cute guys walking around playing Pokemon Go! omg, this is geek heaven, lol

In Chicago:

You were playing Pokemon Go and talked to me a bit about it. You had a cig in the back of your ear and a sweatshirt on. Your friend told you to hurry up so you had to leave. We talked about levels and such. Tell me what level you are!

You looked like a fun guy! We should go catch Pokemon together.

In Chicago:

Early evening, Friday. There was a lure outside of the MTG Shop, attracting Pokemon and Pokemon collectors from miles around. You were wearing super cute stripey stockings and garters, I was wearing a black t shirt and a necklace. The lure of Pokemon could not have been as strong as the attraction we both felt between us. It must have been fate, because just as I was struck through the heart with Cupid's Pokeball, the servers froze. Our connection to each other was broken as we scrambled around trying to find a signal. I lost you in the confusion of trying to get my game to load back up again. Perhaps if we find each other again you can add me to your Pokedex?

In Los Angeles:

I was nostalga'ing out playing Pokemon Go while we were sitting on the same side of the lake by the bridge and made eye-sunglass contact. I had a skateboard. Walking by you I looked back and we made eye contact on my way to go catch try and Pokemon out some more by the lady of the lake. When I was done and was going to go up and talk to you I saw someone had already sat next to you. I went back to my spot where I was first sitting by he lake to play more Pokemon and see if this guy got up and walked away but didn't. So I decided to go down the street to ride around a little. Hopefully you read this I liked what little I could sense of your vibe.

-S

You:
Tortoise/greenish shirt
Black backpack
Shorts
Black boots

Me:
White shirt
Burgundy patterned hat
Brown shorts
Skateboard

In Dallas:

To the Handsome Police officer that pulled me over trying to catch Pokemon at 2 in the morning. I just want to say, you are gorgeous, that is all.

In Pittsburgh:

You were catching an awesome Pokemon, I ran up to see what, you told me to join team yellow. I thought you were hawt!!

In Tampa Bay:

You are insanely attractive and the fact that you were playing pokemon go put it over the top for me lol. You kinda looked my way a couple of times but I'm not sure if you noticed me. If you did hit me up let's hang out sometime!

In Eugene, Oregon:

You probably don't waste your time looking at posts like this but on the off chance you might see it here goes nothing:

You were hanging out with your friend and leaving the shop when me and my friend pulled up. You told us where to find the Polywhirl and then we saw you again later on to catch another Pokémon and we went with you and those other kids.

You had earrings and a cute face. I had a red shirt and two jackets on and curly hair.

Tell me what that other Pokémon was to prove its you if you see this.

In Charleston, S.C.:

You came up and talked to me about the Pokemon game, your super sexy I wouldn't mind getting to know you better , I know this is a long shot but message me with where you work (it was on your shirt) and let's hang out

In Phoenix, Arizona:

I was teaching you how to play Pokemon go while Rooney was playing at pub rock. I told you was going to the bathroom and I would be right back. when I came back, you were gone. you were cute and I had fun teaching you how to play Pokemon go! if this was you, shoot me a message!

In Phoenix, Arizona:

Hey I saw you walking down the path behind crystal springs. The blue and orangish ones. You told me where the magmar was and I told you which way to find the sandslash....sorry I gave bad direction...I hope you did find it. Also..I thought you were very cute. I'd like to get too know you better if you even see this lol.