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The funniest guy in every state, according to scores of women who rated them anonymously

Alabama: John Lex Kenerly

The funniest guy in every state, according to scores of women who rated them anonymously

Alaska: Josh Smith

Alaska: Josh Smith

Humor score: 9.4

College/Occupation: University of Alaska

Top humor-related hashtags: #CaptainFun #LifeOfTheParty #AlwaysHappy

Arizona: JT Boulanger

Arizona: JT Boulanger

Humor score: 9.8

College/Occupation: Arizona State University

Top humor-related hashtags: #AlwaysHappy #MakesMeLaugh #LocalCeleb

Arkansas: Chris Taylor

Arkansas: Chris Taylor

Humor score: 9.8

College/Occupation: Northwest Arkansas Community College

Top humor-related hashtags: #AlwaysHappy #EpicSmile #WillSeeRomComs

California: Harrison Jung

California: Harrison Jung

Humor score: 10

College/Occupation: University of Southern California

Top humor-related hashtags: #MakesMeLaugh #EpicSmile #WillActSilly

Colorado: Taylor Klinkmann

Colorado: Taylor Klinkmann

Humor score: 9.6

College/Occupation: Air Force Academy

Top humor-related hashtags: #AlwaysHappy #NerdyButILikeIt #CaptainFun

Connecticut: Hamid Salehzadeh

Connecticut: Hamid Salehzadeh

Humor score: 9.9

College/Occupation: Elon University

Top humor-related hashtags: #LocalCeleb #WillSeeRomComs #WillActSilly

Delaware: Matt Butler

Delaware: Matt Butler

Humor score: 9.8

College/Occupation: Editor at The Review, student at University of Delaware

Top humor-related hashtags: #AlwaysHappy #MakesMeLaugh #LocalCeleb

Florida: William Thies

Florida: William Thies

Humor score: 10

College/Occupation: YouTube video creator

Top humor-related hashtags: #EpicSmile #AlwaysHappy #LifeOfTheParty

Georgia: Jake Reynolds

Georgia: Jake Reynolds

Humor score: 9.1

College/Occupation: University of Alabama

Top humor-related hashtags: #MakesMeLaugh #CaptainFun #WillActSilly

Hawaii: Vincent Seapara

Hawaii: Vincent Seapara

Humor score: 8.6

College/Occupation: San Diego Mesa College

Top humor-related hashtags: #WillActSilly #LifeOfTheParty #MakesMeLaugh

Idaho: Alan Carlson

Idaho: Alan Carlson

Humor score: 9.8

College/Occupation: Idaho State University

Top humor-related hashtags: #MakesMeLaugh #EpicSmile #WillActSilly

Twitter handle: @LikeAlwaysWrong

Fun fact: Alan can do impressions of a bunch of celebrities including Christopher Walken, Morgan Freeman, and John F Kennedy.

Favorite joke: "Name your pug Avacado, because he's the good kind of fat."

Illinois: Chanse McCrary

Illinois: Chanse McCrary

Humor score: 8.6

College/Occupation: Northwestern University

Top humor-related hashtags: #Unicorn #CaptainFun #WillActSilly

Indiana: Matt Buche

Indiana: Matt Buche

Humor score: 8.9

College/Occupation: University of Notre Dame

Top humor-related hashtags: #CaptainFun #LifeOfTheParty #AlwaysHappy

Iowa: Nick Pearce

Iowa: Nick Pearce

Humor score: 9.8

College/Occupation: St. Ambrose University

Top humor-related hashtags: #NerdyButILikeIt #CaptainFun #Unicorn

Kansas: Ryan Fajardo

Kansas: Ryan Fajardo

Humor score: 9.4

College/Occupation: Williams College

Top humor-related hashtags: #AlwaysHappy #NerdyButILikeIt #TotalPackage

Kentucky: Damon Saunders

Kentucky: Damon Saunders

Humor score: 9

College/Occupation: University of Kentucky

Top humor-related hashtags: #LifeOfTheParty #EpicSmile #WillActSilly

Louisiana: Chase James

Louisiana: Chase James

Humor score: 8

College/Occupation: Northwest State University

Top humor-related hashtags: #AlwaysHappy #NerdyButILikeIt #EpicSmile

Maine: Dalton Milledge

Maine: Dalton Milledge

Humor score: 9

College/Occupation: President of MRRteam 207

Top humor-related hashtags: #AlwaysHappy #NerdyButILikeIt #CaptainFun

Maryland: Joe Stedman

Maryland: Joe Stedman

Humor score: 9.1

College/Occupation: Lifeguard / University of Baltimore

Top humor-related hashtags: #MakesMeLaugh #EpicSmile #CaptainFun

Massachusetts: Zachary Barker

Massachusetts: Zachary Barker

Humor score: 8.1

College/Occupation: Suffolk University

Top humor-related hashtags: #AlwaysHappy #CaptainFun #EpicSmile

Fun fact: He's part of a college improv team called Seriously Bent

Michigan: Graham Gordon

Michigan: Graham Gordon

Humor score: 8.9

College/Occupation: Miami of Ohio

Top humor-related hashtags: #LocalCeleb #WillSeeRomComs #MakesMeLaugh

Minnesota: Patrick Ver Bockel

Minnesota: Patrick Ver Bockel

Humor score: 9.1

College/Occupation: Indiana University

Top humor-related hashtags: #AlwaysHappy #NerdyButILikeIt #MakesMeLaugh

Fun fact: Patrick won his high school's pie eating conference every year for four years in a row. He also dressed up as a gorilla and threw bananas at teachers.

Mississippi: Michael White

Mississippi: Michael White

Humor score: 9.1

College/Occupation: Accountant / Mississippi State University

Top humor-related hashtags: #NerdyButILikeIt #PleaseF*ckMeILoveYou #LifeOfTheParty

Missouri: Brad Hollenbeck

Missouri: Brad Hollenbeck

Humor score: 9.4

College/Occupation: Sales analyst / Drury University

Top humor-related hashtags: #MyFriendsAreJealous #AlwaysHappy #MakesMeLaugh

Montana: Grant Dokken

Montana: Grant Dokken

Humor score: 8

College/Occupation: Montana State University

Top humor-related hashtags: #CaptainFun #MakesMeLaugh #WillActSilly

Nebraska: Jack Fordon

Nebraska: Jack Fordon

Humor score: 9.4

College/Occupation: University of Nebraska - Lincoln

Top humor-related hashtags: #MakesMeLaugh #CaptainFun #OneOfTheGoodOnes

Nevada: Joseph Ward

Nevada: Joseph Ward

Humor score: 8.9

College/Occupation: University of Nevada - Reno

Top humor-related hashtags: #WillActSilly #WillSeeRomComs #MakesMeLaugh

New Hampshire: Kyle Graham

New Hampshire: Kyle Graham

Humor score: 7.8

College/Occupation: Rivier College

Top humor-related hashtags: #CaptainFun #MakesMeLaugh #LifeOfTheParty

New Jersey: Elijah Sumner

New Jersey: Elijah Sumner

Humor score: 9.3

College/Occupation: Student

Top humor-related hashtags: #LocalCeleb #WillSeeRomComs #MakesMeLaugh

New Mexico: Clark Hogan

New Mexico: Clark Hogan

Humor score: 9.4

College/Occupation: New Mexico State University

Top humor-related hashtags: #AlwaysHappy #NerdyButILikeIt #MakesMeLaugh

New York: Heath Miller

New York: Heath Miller

Humor score: 9.4

College/Occupation: Talent Buyer and VP at Webster Hall

Top humor-related hashtags: #Unicorn #CaptainFun #AwesomeSauce

Instagram: @ExcessDB

Fun fact: Sometimes late at night Heath drunk shops on the internet (usually Gilt or Amazon), and when the boxes arrive he might not exactly remember what he ordered. It’s like his birthday all year round!

(Disclaimer: Heath assures us that he doesn't actually drink as much as that makes it sound, it's just what being single in NYC and working in music does to a guy.)

North Carolina: Ray Brown

North Carolina: Ray Brown

Humor score: 9.3

College/Occupation: Elon University

Top humor-related hashtags: #CaptainFun #WillActSilly #WillSeeRomComs

North Dakota: Tyler Kemnitz

North Dakota: Tyler Kemnitz

Humor score: 9.2

College/Occupation: University of North Dakota

Top humor-related hashtags: #CharmedMyPantsOff #AlwaysHappy #CaptainFun

Ohio: Nils Root

Ohio: Nils Root

Humor score: 9.2

College/Occupation: Video maker / Ohio State University

Top humor-related hashtags:#NerdyButILikeIt #MakesMeLaugh #CaptainFun

Twitter handle: @nils_root

Fun fact: Nils makes videos for a living. "No," he says, "We don't do porn or weddings."

Favorite joke: "Recently there was a contest for who could submit the best pun. I submitted 10 of my favorites hoping to win top prize. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did..."

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Oklahoma: Spencer Hart

Oklahoma: Spencer Hart

Humor score: 9.8

College/Occupation: Works at Oklahoma State, where he also goes to school

Top humor-related hashtags: #MakesMeLaugh #PleaseF*ckMeILoveYou #WillActSilly

Oregon: Connor Eggerman

Oregon: Connor Eggerman

Humor score: 9.2

College/Occupation: Music producer / University of Oregon

Top humor-related hashtags: #CaptainFun #LocalCeleb #CracksMeUp

Fun fact: He can reenact the entire “Riff Raff” scene from Pitch Perfect word for word. That movie is his life.

Pennsylvania: Lou Adesida

Pennsylvania: Lou Adesida

Humor score: 9

College/Occupation: Lehigh University

Top humor-related hashtags: #WillActSilly #EpicSmile #LocalCeleb

Twitter handle: @Lou_Chainz

Fun fact: Lou's a Division 1 track and field athlete. Last summer, one of his tweets about Kawhi Leonard went viral, with over 3,300 retweets.

Rhode Island: Nathan Allman

Rhode Island: Nathan Allman

Humor score: 9.4

College/Occupation: Brown University

Top humor-related hashtags: #WillActSilly #WillSeeRomComs #AlwaysHappy

South Carolina: Weazel Thompson

South Carolina: Weazel Thompson

Humor score: 9.8

College/Occupation: University of South Carolina - Columbia

Top humor-related hashtags: #AlwaysHappy #MakesMeLaugh #LifeOfTheParty

South Dakota: Zachary Nipp

South Dakota: Zachary Nipp

Humor score: 8.8

College/Occupation: Works at South Dakota Investment Council / University of South Dakota

Top humor-related hashtags: #AlwaysHappy #MakesMeLaugh ##LocalCeleb

Tenessee: Sam Wiedman

Tenessee: Sam Wiedman

Humor score: 9.6

College/Occupation: University of Memphis

Top humor-related hashtags: #MakesMeLaugh #WillActSilly #AlwaysHappy

Twitter handle: @swiedman

Fun fact: Sam usually wears a baseball cap in the mornings to prepare his hair for work and school instead of just combing it and hair drying. He also knows how to solve a Rubik's Cube in less than 2 minutes and can do a variety of magic tricks with everyday objects.

Favorite joke: "I don't really have a 'go to' joke but since I work with nutrition, I have lots of metamucil bar samples and when co workers are looking for something to eat I always offer them a box of ' poo bars' and everytime, they deny my offer running out the doors."

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Women describe him as:

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Texas: Kevin Coppola

Texas: Kevin Coppola

Humor score: 9.4

College/Occupation: University of Texas - Austin

Top humor-related hashtags: #MakesMeLaugh #CaptainFun #EpicSmile

Utah: Dan Jones

Utah: Dan Jones

Humor score: 8.1

College/Occupation: BYU Marriot School of Management

Top humor-related hashtags: #CaptainFun #LocalCeleb #WillActSilly

Fun fact: Dan streaked at the homecoming football game in a Bill Clinton mask. "I wish Hilary could have seen it…" he says.

Vermont: Cooper Babbitt

Vermont: Cooper Babbitt

Humor score: 9.3

College/Occupation: Freeskiing coach at Killington Mountain School, student at Middlebury College

Top humor-related hashtags: #CaptainFun #MakesMeLaugh #EpicSmile

Virginia: English Snidow

Virginia: English Snidow

Humor score: 9.2

College/Occupation: Hampden-Sydney College

Top humor-related hashtags: #CaptainFun #EpicSmile #LifeOfTheParty

Washington: Donavon Cunningham

Washington: Donavon Cunningham

Humor score: 9.1

College/Occupation: Ford Motor Company / University of Idaho

Top humor-related hashtags: #LifeOfTheParty #EpicSmile #WillActSilly

West Virginia: Collin Stipetich

West Virginia: Collin Stipetich

Humor score: 9.4

College/Occupation: Marshall University

Top humor-related hashtags: #AddictedToHim #EpicSmile #MakesMeLaugh

Fun fact: He once worked for stage security for the Ying Yang Twins tour.

Wisconsin: Lucas Brost

Wisconsin: Lucas Brost

Humor score: 9.7

College/Occupation: University of Wisconsin - Eau Claire

Top humor-related hashtags: #CaptainFun #NerdyButILikeIt #WillActSilly

Wyoming: Grayson Edsall

Wyoming: Grayson Edsall

Humor score: 8.8

College / Occupation: University of Wyoming

Top humor-related hashtags: #MakesMeLaugh #WillActSilly #WillSeeRomComs

Twitter handle: @GrayseanDerulo

Fun fact: Grayson doesn't tan, he freckles

Favorite joke: "What do you call Indiana Jones making a Venn Diagram? Comparison Ford"

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