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The 18 weirdest things I've seen in the insanely weird new Mario game

The game's launch trailer only provides a brief glimpse of the madness within "Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle," but please trust that there is far more madness awaiting therein should you choose to pick up the game. It's out now on the Nintendo Switch, both digitally and in stores, and it costs $60.

The 18 weirdest things I've seen in the insanely weird new Mario game

But really, the bizarre visuals are primary. In what other game is a massive pair of underwear being dried in the desert sun?

But really, the bizarre visuals are primary. In what other game is a massive pair of underwear being dried in the desert sun?

Beyond the bizarre imagery, the game's also full of (slightly) more adult-centric humor than most other Mario games.

Beyond the bizarre imagery, the game

And yes — yes, really — Luigi dabs.

And yes — <em>yes, really</em> — Luigi dabs.

Similarly, the game's main antagonist — Bowser Jr. — is smartphone-wielding brat.

Similarly, the game

Here she is taking selfies with a boss just after he was defeated. He's about to fall to his death, but he stopped to take a selfie with Rabbid Peach on the way down. Thumbs up!

Here she is taking selfies with a boss just after he was defeated. He

The game is also bursting with cultural reference. Rabbid Peach can't stop taking selfies, for instance.

The game is also bursting with cultural reference. Rabbid Peach can

That said, it's really the combination of Rabbid with Mario that makes this game particularly bizarre. Moments like this, when Mario meets Rabbid Mario, are especially ridiculous.

That said, it

Or this massive POW block, from the original "Mario Bros." arcade game. The impact a POW block of that size would have is hard to imagine. It's like the nuclear warhead of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Or this massive POW block, from the original "Mario Bros." arcade game. The impact a POW block of that size would have is hard to imagine. It

In fact, many of the typical Mario tropes are exploited for comical means in "Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle." Like this massive question mark block here:

In fact, many of the typical Mario tropes are exploited for comical means in "Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle." Like this massive question mark block here:

On Mario's journey to re-take the Mushroom Kingdom from the forces of Dali-esque surreal madness, he discovers that his long-time enemy — the Goomba — has been reduced to a punchline over and over and over again.

On Mario

But when the going gets tough, Mario is down to work with whoever he needs to — in this case, it happens to be a rabbit with a five o'clock shadow dressed up as his girlfriend.

But when the going gets tough, Mario is down to work with whoever he needs to — in this case, it happens to be a rabbit with a five o

His sweet brother Luigi, ripped from his arms!

His sweet brother Luigi, ripped from his arms!

When the Rabbids do finally arrive in the Mushroom Kingdom, all hell is breaking loose. Whatever the Rabbids did is causing Mario to make this face:

When the Rabbids do finally arrive in the Mushroom Kingdom, all hell is breaking loose. Whatever the Rabbids did is causing Mario to make this face:

Caught!

Caught!

But since the Rabbids are nihilists, they immediately get to work causing chaos. They're putting on wigs and playing with toys and, in one case, bathing in the toilet.

But since the Rabbids are nihilists, they immediately get to work causing chaos. They

The Rabbids use a time-traveling clothes washing machine to get around. Here they are arriving in the office/living room of the Nintendo superfan.

The Rabbids use a time-traveling clothes washing machine to get around. Here they are arriving in the office/living room of the Nintendo superfan.

How did Rabbids get turned into hybrid Mario characters? By invading a Nintendo superfan's office/living room and dressing up as those characters, then...well, it's complicated.

How did Rabbids get turned into hybrid Mario characters? By invading a Nintendo superfan

Up front, the very nature of this game is going to produce strange imagery. In the plot setup for the game, several Rabbids are turned into hybrids of themselves and Super Mario characters. They are literally called names like "Rabbid Mario" and "Rabbid Peach." They look ridiculous.

Up front, the very nature of this game is going to produce strange imagery. In the plot setup for the game, several Rabbids are turned into hybrids of themselves and Super Mario characters. They are literally called names like "Rabbid Mario" and "Rabbid Peach." They look ridiculous.

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