It turns out Zuck was NOT knocked out in a jiu-jitsu match. Those were 'effortful grunts' not snores, OK?

• Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is really into MMA-style fighting these days.
• It's gotten him totally shredded. And he's even won some matches.

On Friday morning, word came from the New York Times that Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg was recently knocked out in a jiu-jitsu match.

But hang on!

Shredded Zuck and his coach say he was not, in fact, snoring after a choke hold left him passed out. No! Those were effortful grunts!

Here's a clarifying tweet from the Times reporter, Joe Bernstein.

Zuck is shredded now, and one sport he's particularly into is Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Here's what it looks like when that pursuit is going well for him.

Personally, the Zuck hobby I'm more likely to adopt is the one where he rides a futuristic flying surfboard with sensible amounts of sunscreen slathered all over his face.

But you do you, Meta boss!