Colbert joked that Chief Justice
"John, may I have some mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes?" Colbert said, imagining the dinner-table chat.
"Or are those two things too similar to share a plate and offend your traditional Thanksgiving values, even though they taste great together and they're perfect for one another? If anyone needs me, I'll be in the car."
Watch the full Colbert segment below, via Comedy Central:
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