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He imagined what a movie based on the game app Candy Crush Saga would look like. Why? Activision Blizzard announced it had created a movie and TV studio to create projects based on its properties. And the low-hanging fruit for Colbert was its recent $5.9 billion acquisition of King, the company that makes Candy Crush.
In Candy Crush, players try to match candy in different combinations to move through levels.
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In Colbert's version of the movie, he plays a son whose father is dying after being pierced by a candy cane. The dad's trying to relay his last words, but he's interrupted as his son can't stop playing the game.
"Son, I had a good life," Neeson said in his starring role as the father. "I spent my best years crushing candy. And, yes, as I crushed, I would sometimes think, 'This is such a huge waste of time. I could be reading a book or anything, but I kept on going."
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But Colbert may never know what Neeson really wanted to say, because just before his last word the game asked for a small fee to continue: "99 cents? Hm, I don't think so."
See how the Candy Crush Saga story ends. Watch the video below.