Stephen Colbert Gives Republicans Tips On How To Beat His Sister-Who Is Running For Congress!
Colbert dismissed some pundits who worried that Elizabeth Colbert-Busch would get free hype from "The Colbert Report."
"Wrong! No free airtime," Colbert said, tongue-in-cheek. "As a broadcast journalist, I am obligated to maintain pure objectivity.
"It doesn't matter that my sister is intelligent, hardworking, compassionate, and dedicated to the people of South Carolina. I will not be mentioning any of that on my show."
Plus, Colbert said he can't support her because she is a Democrat. So he gave Republicans some tips on how to beat her. For example, he told them how to win an argument with her — repeat what she says in a stupid voice.
"Like this: 'Ooh, Social Security is a public trust to those who paid into it for their whole working lives,'" Colbert said. "Trust me — it works."
The election will take place on May 7.
Watch the clip below, via Comedy Central:
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