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The winners (Justin Tucker!) and losers (Los Angeles Rams!) of Week 5 of the NFL season

Tyler Lauletta   

The winners (Justin Tucker!) and losers (Los Angeles Rams!) of Week 5 of the NFL season
Josh Allen celebrates a touchdown against the Pittsburgh Steelers.AP Photo/Joshua Bessex
  • Week 5 of the NFL season was another wild one.
  • The NFC East has shockingly established itself as the best division in football, with the Eagles 5-0 and the Cowboys and Giants both 4-1 to start the year.

WINNER: NFC (B)East

WINNER: NFC (B)East
Jalen Hurts celebrates after a win against the Arizona Cardinals.      AP Photo/Ross D. Franklin

If you had been asked to pick the best division in football at the start of the NFL season, there's a good chance the NFC East wouldn't have been in your top four answers.

And yet, through five weeks, the NFC East has emerged as the NFC Beasts.

The Eagles moved to 5-0 with a win over the Arizona Cardinals, to remain the only undefeated team in football. Just behind them are the Cowboys and the Giants at 4-1, with Dallas earning yet another win with backup quarterback Cooper Rush and New York pulling off its biggest performance of the season with an upset against the Packers in London.

As things stand, there's a chance the NFC East sends three teams to the postseason.

Next Sunday night, the Cowboys head to Philadelphia to play the Eagles in primetime. It should be a good one.

LOSER: Cardinals facing the city of Philadelphia

On Friday and Saturday, MLB's St. Louis Cardinals were knocked out of the postseason by the Philadelphia Phillies.

On Sunday, the Philadelphia Eagles completed the trifecta of Cardinal crushing, taking down the football fowl 20-17.

Quarterback Jalen Hurts found the end zone twice thanks to a very efficient quarterback sneak from the Eagles offense.

It was a tough week to be Cardinal, but a great week for the City of Brotherly Love.

WINNER: Josh Allen's MVP case

WINNER: Josh Allen
Josh Allen celebrates a touchdown against the Pittsburgh Steelers.      AP Photo/Joshua Bessex

The race for NFL MVP is somewhat crowded. Former winners Patrick Mahomes and Lamar Jackson are both off to stellar starts again, and Jalen Hurts has announced himself as a contender for the award after leading the Eagles to a 5-0 start.

But the current frontrunner to be named MVP is Bills quarterback Josh Allen, and on Sunday, he showed why, throwing for 424 yards and four touchdowns against the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Nearly 100 of those passing yards came just a few plays into the game, when Allen connected with wide receiver Gabe Davis for a 98-yard strike.

Allen is a beast. With him conducting the offense, the Bills barely need to punt the ball away. Sam Martin has taken the field to punt just nine times this season — fewer than any other punter in the league.

Oh, and their defense is pretty good too.

The AFC is crowded with talented teams, but the Bills stand a head above the rest.

WINNER: Justin Tucker, the greatest of all time

WINNER: Justin Tucker, the greatest of all time
Justin Tucker reacts after making a field goal against the Cincinnati Bengals.      Todd Olszewski/Getty Images

Justin Tucker is the greatest kicker in NFL history, and on Sunday, he added another chapter to his legacy, booting a game-winning field goal through the uprights as time expired against the Cincinnati Bengals.

Tucker's kick was hilariously accurate, appearing to strike a perfect line through the center of the uprights.

Because we live in the future, we actually know how accurate Tucker's kick was. Surprising absolutely no one, it was indeed perfect.

Tucker is one of the greatest football players to ever live, and we are blessed to watch him play.

LOSER: Kickers that aren't Justin Tucker

Before the Eagles walked away with a victory, Cardinals kicker Matt Ammendola, filling in for the injured Matt Prater, had a chance to tie the game in the final seconds.

He missed wide right.

Meanwhile in Cleveland, rookie kicker Cade York lined up from 54 yards out for a potential game-winner for the Browns.

He also missed wide right.

Professionals miss these kicks all the time, making Tucker's consistency all the more remarkable.

WINNER: Taysom Hill

WINNER: Taysom Hill
Taysom Hill runs for a touchdown against the Seattle Seahawks.      AP Photo/Gerald Herbert

You cannot stop Taysom Hill. You can only hope to contain him.

With the departure of Saints head coach Sean Payton in the off-season, many (myself included) assumed that Hill would see a reduced role in the New Orleans offense. While Payton was clearly delighted with employing Hill in gadget plays, it always felt like more of a passion project than anything else.

So of course on Sunday, Hill ran for three touchdowns and threw for a fourth.

Just a normal Sunday for the league's best tight end-running back-quarterback-coverage player.

WINNER: Bill Belichick

WINNER: Bill Belichick
Bill Belichick speaks with reporters after a win against the Detroit Lions.      AP Photo/Michael Dwyer

The Detroit Lions arrived in New England with the highest scoring offense in the NFL through four games.

They left with 0 points.

In what can only be described as a Belichick-ian performance, the Patriots defense squeezed the life out of the Lions play after play, holding Detroit to just 330 total yards on the day.

In the second half, the Patriots stuffed the Lions on fourth down on four straight drives to secure the shutout.

WINNER: New York Jets early-round draft picks

The New York Jets upset the Miami Dolphins thanks in part to the effort of a few rookies.

Cornerback Sauce Gardner, the fourth overall pick in the 2022 Draft, secured the first interception of his NFL career, setting up a Jets touchdown just a few plays later.

On offense, running back Breece Hall, a second-round pick this year, ran for 97 yards and went for another 100 yards through the air.

The Jets have won back-to-back games for the first time in nearly two years. With the young talent they have, they shouldn't have to wait that long for it to happen again.

LOSER: Kenny Pickett

LOSER: Kenny Pickett
Kenny Pickett takes a hit against the Buffalo Bills.      AP Photo/Matt Durisko

Last week, Kenny Pickett got his first taste of NFL action coming in at halftime to spark the Steelers offense to life.

While the Steelers would lose that game, Pickett did enough to earn himself the starting job moving forward in Pittsburgh. His reward? Making his first ever NFL start against possibly the toughest team in football.

It did not go particularly well. While Pickett threw for a solid 327 yards, it came in a failing effort, with the Steelers offense managing just a field goal on the day. Pittsburgh was trailing 31-3 by halftime, and the game was over before it ever really got going.

Things don't exactly get easier for Pickett moving forward, with games against the Buccaneers, Dolphins, and Eagles on the horizon.

Pittsburgh head coach Mike Tomlin has famously never had a losing season, but he's going to need something special to keep that streak alive this year.

WINNER: Houston Texans

WINNER: Houston Texans
Dameon Pierce celebrates a touchdown against the Jacksonville Jaguars with head coach Lovie Smith.      AP Photo/Phelan M. Ebenhack

The Houston Texans were the last winless team in the NFL, going 0-3-1 through the first four weeks.

They changed that Sunday, with a droll, but definitive 13-6 win over the Jaguars in Jacksonville.

No one on the Texans wanted the win more than rookie running back Dameon Pierce.

LOSER: Los Angeles Rams

The reigning Super Bowl champions look lost.

Just seconds into their first possession, the Rams gave up a scoop-and-score to the Cowboys.

Things didn't get better any time soon.

By the time Los Angeles finally settled into an actual possession, they were trailing 9-0.

The Rams went on to lose 22-10 to drop to 2-3 on the season.

Next week the lowly Panthers head to Los Angeles. If the Rams can't figure out a way to win that one, they may really be in trouble.

 

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