We compared the food courts at Costco and Sam's Club - and the winner was obvious

This entire spread — cheese pizza, hot dog, three different sandwiches, a quasi-stromboli, a soda, and a churro — cost just over $25. That's pretty impressive.

It's a large, doughy, slice that's similar in taste to Pizza Hut — salty, with a slightly sweet sauce. It's nothing special, but for $1.99, I wasn't complaining.

It's confusing yet delicious. It's full of melty cheese, chicken, and bacon — what more could you want?

For $1.50 — it comes with a soda, even — it's perhaps the best deal on the menu. And oddest of all, it's delicious. I've never had a hot dog this satisfying anywhere, so to find this in a Costco in Sunset Park, Brooklyn, is all the more astounding.

The bun is fluffy and sweet, but it holds up to even the juiciest assaults of relish, mustard, and ketchup without succumbing to sogginess.

It wasn't spectacular, but it wasn't awful either. The bun, which was perfect with the hot dog, couldn't hold up to the super juicy onions and peppers, leaving a soggy mess. The sausage itself was cooked well, charred on the outside like a properly grilled sausage, but it lacked some spicy oomph.

Let me preface this. One walks into Costco not even expecting food; the fact that they serve food is a surprise unto itself. One doesn't expect the food to be all that great, considering everything is under $5 and it looks like a roadside hot dog shack dragged inside a warehouse. And that's a fair assumption, frankly. But the food surprises you! It's generally good.

In comes the BBQ brisket sandwich.

Its unassuming brioche-style bun is piled high with tender brisket and coleslaw. The meat literally tumbles out of the sandwich — it's served with a cardboard belt around it to keep it in.

The coleslaw adds a nice, crisp crunch and vinegary bite to help balance the savory notes.

There are a few odd moments — the pizza is lackluster, the Italian sausage was so-so — but overall, it's better than anyone initially expects. Not only that, most of the food is beyond acceptable, it's good. And the brisket sandwich — well, that is great.

The set-up is virtually the same — there's not much room for innovation when it comes to warehouse-store food joints.

These five items cost just under $11 in total — not bad, considering just one item is a meal unto itself.

I went for pepperoni this time. It's another enormous slice with enough real estate for 12 slices of pepperoni on it. That's a veritable pizza estate.

The slice is floppy, and each bite feels kind of rubbery. The dough is chewy with no crispiness whatsoever.

It's practically the sixth Great Lake. While the pepperoni is plentiful and decent, it's not enough to save this pizza slice from sub-par mediocrity. Costco's isn't great, but it's better than this.

For $1.50 — same as Costco — you get a hot dog and a soda. And while hot dogs on their own don't amount to much, this is a pretty large dog. Not as large as Costco's, but close.

The bun is your run-of-the-mill hot dog bun; no more, no less.

Plus, the comparison was easy. Costco's version was messy but good; this version is easy but boring. The bun is extremely chewy bread, and it overwhelms everything within it.

The whole thing is on the dry side — I needed a drink to help wash it down.

And not just any cheeseburger: a bacon cheeseburger, for $2.99. My interest was immediately piqued.

The weird bit that throws me is the circular piece of bacon. It seems too thin to be classified as Canadian bacon, so ... what is it? Does bacon come in circular slices? Have I led such a sheltered life that I was unaware of its existence? What else didn't I know?

While grappling with these questions, I put some ketchup and mustard on it.

By the third bite, I realized I had come across a pretty decent cheeseburger. The patty is thick and lightly charred, as though it was truly, honestly grilled. The cheese is classic American, and the bun is similarly simple. The condiment addition is necessary to add some acidic bite, but overall, it's a very tasty burger.

What can one say? A churro is a churro is a churro. They'll always be delicious. The hard, crunchy twisted exterior, dusted in sugar and cinnamon, gives way to a soft, fluffy, eggy inside. It's hard to mess up churros.

Sam's Club's food offerings are, on first glance, nearly identical to Costco's. And there are a lot of parallels, certainly: both are unsung, rough-around-the-edges food stands serving, more or less, basic American fare. Very basic.

Costco's menu is larger, and a bit more ... well, fun. Brisket and chicken bakes and hot provolone sandwiches, galore! And its quality was shocking. Sam's Club's just seems par the course.