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The worst album of every year since 2000, according to music critics

2000: Enya — "A Day Without Rain"

The worst album of every year since 2000, according to music critics

2001: Run-DMC — "Crown Royal"

2001: Run-DMC — "Crown Royal"

Critic score: 43/100

User score: 4.3/10

What critics said: "The musical equivalent of Willie Mays stumbling around in the outfield years after his skills were gone, 'Crown Royal' fails in the most arbitrary, impersonal way possible." — The AV Club

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2002: Phil Collins — "Testify"

2002: Phil Collins — "Testify"

Critic score: 34/100

User score: 6.3/10

What critics said: "Middle-age is no excuse for such an unforgivably bland collection of over-emoted love songs." — Q Magazine

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2003: Limp Bizkit — "Results May Vary"

2003: Limp Bizkit — "Results May Vary"

Critic score: 33/100

User score: 4.1/10

What critics said: "Since the music has no melody, hooks, or energy, all attention is focused on the clown jumping up and down and screaming in front, and long before the record is over, you're left wondering, how the hell did he ever get to put this mess out?" — AllMusic

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2004: Dirty Vegas — "One"

2004: Dirty Vegas — "One"

Critic score: 35/100

User score: 2.1/10

What critics said: "Exhaustingly awful." — Blender

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2005: Alanis Morissette — "Jagged Little Pill Acoustic"

2005: Alanis Morissette — "Jagged Little Pill Acoustic"

Critic score: 40/100

User score: 6.0/10

What critics said: "Like Mike Oldfield's 'Tubular Bells II' and Meat Loaf's 'Back Into Hell,' it doesn't so much play as fall out of the speakers with a flump: the sound of a towel being thrown in." — The Guardian

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2006: Kevin Federline — "Playing With Fire"

2006: Kevin Federline — "Playing With Fire"

Critic score: 15/100

User score: 2.2/10

What critics said: "Federline's rhyme flow is the opposite of tight." — Rolling Stone

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2007: The Stooges — "The Weirdness"

2007: The Stooges — "The Weirdness"

Critic score: 44/100

User score: 5.7/10

What critics said: "An album that hideously disgraces the band's original work." — Pitchfork

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2008: Louis XIV — "Slick Dogs and Ponies"

2008: Louis XIV — "Slick Dogs and Ponies"

Critic score: 37/100

User score: 5.9/10

What critics said: "'Slick Dogs' never coalesces into anything more than the sum of its noisy, jagged parts." — Boston Globe

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2009: Chris Brown — "Graffiti"

2009: Chris Brown — "Graffiti"

Critic score: 39/100

User score: 5.1/10

What critics said: "A curiously faceless album that largely thumbs its nose at close reading." — The New York Times

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2010: Lil Wayne — "Rebirth"

2010:  Lil Wayne — "Rebirth"

Critic score: 37/100

User score: 3.0/10

What critics said: "The songs might have been better as parodies than as imitations, although 'Knockout' — a Coldplay homage backing a raunchy lyric — comes close to being both." —The New York Times

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2011: Viva Brother — "Famous First Words"

2011: Viva Brother — "Famous First Words"

Critic score: 34/100

User score: 2.7/10

What critics said: "This album is an abomination. It's a rancid pile of regurgitated tripe." — No Ripcord

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2012: Chris Brown — "Fortune"

2012: Chris Brown — "Fortune"

Critic score: 38/100

User score: 3.4/10

What critics said: "Not all of 'Fortune' is so unctuous, but none of it is inspired." — The AV Club

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2013: Megadeth — "Super Collider"

2013: Megadeth — "Super Collider"

Critic score: 41/100

User score: 5.5/10

What critics said: "Super Collider is so mired in midtempo drudgery and familiar hard rock (not thrash) tropes that it never really connects." — All Music

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2014: Jennifer Lopez — "A.K.A."

2014: Jennifer Lopez — "A.K.A."

Critic score: 44/100

User score: 5.4/10

What critics said: "On New Glow, they’ve either finally dumbed things down too much, or simply reached the end of where this rudimentary songwriting can take them." — The AV Club

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2015: Matt and Kim — "New Glow"

2015: Matt and Kim — "New Glow"

Critic score: 52/100

User score: 5.1/10

What critics said: "A poor album due to poor production and song writing, poor sales and poor vocal delivery." — PopMatters

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2016: Charlie Puth — "Nine Track Mind"

2016: Charlie Puth — "Nine Track Mind"

Critic score: 37/100

User score: 4.4/10

What critics said: "'Nine Track Mind' whimpers like a sick kitten." — Q Magazine

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2017: The Chainsmokers — "Memories: Do Not Open"

2017: The Chainsmokers — "Memories: Do Not Open"

Critic score: 43/100

User score: 1.8/10

What critics said: "Whether the album’s title is a plea or a warning does not matter, as the effect is the same: The Chainsmokers have one song, and if you don’t want to hear 12 versions of it, please do not un-click the latch holding this box closed." — Spin

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2018 (so far): Justin Timberlake — "Man of the Woods"

2018 (so far): Justin Timberlake — "Man of the Woods"

Critic score: 55/100

User score: 5.5/10

What critics said: "Too much of 'Man of the Woods' is musically and thematically shallow; at 66 minutes, it’s a mile wide and an inch deep." — Pitchfork

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