Target employees share the 5 funniest things they've seen on the job

Former Target team member John Keenan wrote on Quora that he once witnessed a man ripping off his clothes in the middle of the store in order to try on various Philadelphia sports team clothes.

Keenan said that he told the man that the store had a fitting room, but the shopper responded, "No! I have a flight to catch in 10 minutes and I need shirts for my bros."

"At that point I was kind of speechless," Keenan wrote. "For anyone interested, the airport was about 40 minutes away from the Target."

Everyone knows that in-store scuffles sometimes erupt on Black Friday, as shoppers tear through retail outlets searching for the best deals.

But former Target team member Allan Koh wrote on Quora that he saw a much more unusual fight on his shift. Namely, two naked people fighting over alcohol.

"They walked in properly dressed, but got angry with each other because they couldn't agree on what alcohol to buy," he wrote. "They stripped nude first before wrestling each other."

A Target employee shared an unusual anecdote with Cosmopolitan about an encounter with some snow-eating teen-aged girls.

"They grabbed some bean bag chairs and sat in the middle of the aisle and started eating snow that they brought in from outside," the employee told Cosmopolitan. "They asked people who walked past where they could buy more snow and ice. They weren't bothering anyone, so we just let them stay there."

A Reddit user who worked as a Target cashier two years ago wrote that shoplifters once attempted to make off with a full-sized couch.

"I don't know why they thought they'd be able to or what was going through their heads," the cashier wrote.

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