Lamborghini and Supreme's new skateboarding fashion collaboration is the stuff of my wildest 12-year-old dreams

The coveralls come in either black or acid green, but we both know in our hearts which we'd choose.

Then, there are these hockey jerseys. Don't follow hockey? Don't even enjoy hockey? Not a worry — we're all on Team Lamborghini here. The winning team.

This diamond-patterned work jacket tells everyone you're the boss. You're the boss and your office is a Lamborghini. Lucky you.

Do you find yourself frustrated because the logos on your clothing just aren't big and eye-catching enough? Not enough members of your friends and family aware of the brands you support?

Fret no more, because this Lamborghini shirt makes use of the valuable real estate of your entire torso to proclaim your love and devotion for Lamborghini.

We're just coming out of winter, but that doesn't mean spring can't have its nippy nights. Cozy up your noggin with one of these Lamborghini beanies.

Word on the street is that the Lamborghini logo actually adds 5 extra horsepower, making this one of the fastest hats on the market.

Finally, the pièce de résistance — for what automotive capsule collection would be complete without a selection of skateboards to choose from? Skateboards are basically cars already, you just provide the power.

When you're 12 and you don't own a car, or indeed even a license, your skateboard is really your only means of transportation. If you were a bicycle or roller-blade kid, I don't want to hear it.

Lamborghini didn't include pricing for the pieces in the capsule collection in its press release, but this stuff probably won't come cheap.

But think about how happy your inner 12-year-old would be. It'd be like wearing the Lamborghini poster you had on your bedroom wall, just minus all the ugly tape you used to stick it there.