So why am I here? It's to meet Jeff Hickethier, a quality inspector who drives Teslas on the the track all day long.
Read all about Jeff's cool job here.
The banked loops are the coolest part — and also a tad terrifying, because the track is so small. Tesla has the Brooklyn Coney Island Cyclone roller coaster of test tracks.
Read all about the charms and dangers of the Cyclone here.
In all, we racked up a half-dozen laps and conducted a speed run to sample to Model S's neck-snapping acceleration.
Jeff's was having fun, but also doing his job. He uses the track to ensure that Teslas leave the factory free from anything that might impinge on safety or come off as a driving flaw to an owner.
He also clearly enjoys his "office." Sure, it isn't quite Fiorano. But it's Tesla's track, and it has its own special mojo.