scorecardI ate the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits from 4 major fast-food chains, and the winner surprised me
  1. Home
  2. slideshows
  3. miscellaneous
  4. I ate the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits from 4 major fast-food chains, and the winner surprised me

I ate the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits from 4 major fast-food chains, and the winner surprised me

WENDY'S — The sunny-side-up egg is draped alluringly over the biscuit. Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

I ate the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits from 4 major fast-food chains, and the winner surprised me

BISCUIT — 3: Crumbly and doughy with no crunch. It was strangely tangy and sweet, as if it had been brushed with lemon frosting. BACON — 5: Plentiful, crispy, and flavorful.

BISCUIT — 3: Crumbly and doughy with no crunch. It was strangely tangy and sweet, as if it had been brushed with lemon frosting. BACON — 5: Plentiful, crispy, and flavorful.

EGG — 5: Perfectly circular and sunny-side-up, this egg was the only non-square scramble of the bunch. OVERALL — 3: Despite being loaded with bacon and having a soft-cooked real egg, the tart sweetness of the biscuit is way too distracting.

EGG — 5: Perfectly circular and sunny-side-up, this egg was the only non-square scramble of the bunch. OVERALL — 3: Despite being loaded with bacon and having a soft-cooked real egg, the tart sweetness of the biscuit is way too distracting.

CHICK-FIL-A — This Southern chain has a Southern-sized biscuit and nearly enough bacon to feed a small congregation.

CHICK-FIL-A — This Southern chain has a Southern-sized biscuit and nearly enough bacon to feed a small congregation.

BISCUIT — 5: Generous and tasty with a crispy, lightly egg-glazed crust. BACON — 4: There's a good amount of bacon, but it's chewy rather than crispy.

BISCUIT — 5: Generous and tasty with a crispy, lightly egg-glazed crust. BACON — 4: There

EGG — 4: Thick layers of rectangular scramble make for a moist and fluffy egg base. OVERALL — 5: Savory and fatty, this sandwich is everything you want out of a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit.

EGG — 4: Thick layers of rectangular scramble make for a moist and fluffy egg base. OVERALL — 5: Savory and fatty, this sandwich is everything you want out of a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit.

MCDONALD'S — My childhood fave looks a lot less impressive when viewed at a reasonable hour and not in the backseat of a Ford Taurus.

MCDONALD

BISCUIT — 4: It's crunchy and buttery, but a little too soft and dry. BACON — 1: The bacon gets a point for existing ... barely. Two wimpy slices struggle to escape from underneath the thick square of egg.

BISCUIT — 4: It

EGG — 2: At least there's a good amount of egg. But it's dry and rubbery. OVERALL — 3: It tastes like powder in your mouth. There isn't really enough bacon to justify its name. But it has a decent amount of egg, and the biscuit is biscuit-y enough.

EGG — 2: At least there

BURGER KING — This bready baby is the most beige of them all.

BURGER KING — This bready baby is the most beige of them all.

BISCUIT — 3: It's very buttery, but soft and doughy to the point of being undercooked. It tastes more like unsweetened shortbread than a biscuit. BACON — 1: Where's the bacon? Maybe Wendy can help me out.

BISCUIT — 3: It

EGG — 3: BK does a moister, tastier egg than McDonald's, but there's not that much of it. OVERALL — 3: It's doughy, moist, salty, and buttery, but it's mostly biscuit.

EGG — 3: BK does a moister, tastier egg than McDonald

After all was said and munched, the winner of this taste test had me hankering for more.

After all was said and munched, the winner of this taste test had me hankering for more.

Chick-fil-A's buttery, bacon-y biscuit harmonizes like a world-class choir. I always think of CFA as a chicken place, so I was surprised that it won this taste test. I can't believe that I've been eating the wrong BEC biscuit all these years.

Chick-fil-A

Sorry, McDonald's. It's not you, it's me — and the irresistible charms of another biscuit.

Sorry, McDonald

Advertisement