21 of our favorite gag gifts - all from Amazon

If they still can't get enough of that Screaming Goat video on YouTube, this is as blood-curdling — and annoying — as you might imagine. Trust me, I have one on my desk. My colleagues love me.

We can all think of someone who this is for. Maybe they'll get the message now.

Sorry, no pony this year, either, kiddo. Play it, momma.

For little Lord Fauntleroy. Yeah, maybe coal didn't quite get the message across, but this ought to do the trick. Note that this box comes empty, so you can also fill it with coal, if you so please.

Put the mug of their best friend (or worst enemy) on a pair of socks. Either way, they'll wear them. Trust us.

Great coffee table (or commode) material for the coveter of useless information.

Parents, rejoice!

For the stingy one who'll never share their ice cream.

For your friend, family member, or housemate who's just a little too in love with their feline and could stand a reality check.

To the know-it-all mechanic(s) in your life: Fix this!

Your face on a potato. How could they not savor this forever and ever?

Best delivered incubator-warm.

We only hope they'll get this is a gag.

Something to finally stump that very special whiz kid you know.

Have the remote handy for when they open this one; it'll work a lot better.

Think "Cards Against Humanity," but for some wholesome fun for the whole family.

So they'll finally stop pestering you for that exorbitant bidet thing they all love so much over in Europe. (Note: This is just an empty box in which to wrap your real gift.)

Dear Dad (or Grandpa)...

One side for snot, the other for tears. Maybe after receiving this, they'll stop wiping their nose on their sleeve, or their bare hands. Probably not. Either way, they actually work!

If their Golf Digest subscription just isn't cutting it on long trips to the john anymore, they can always stand to work on their short game.