Football season is just around the corner, so here is a wildly over-the-top fake movie action movie trailer starring Rob Gronkowski, Rex Ryan, Julio Jones, Antonio Brown, Colin Kaepernick, Dave Franco, and Cristopher Mintz-Plasse to get you ready! Technically, this is the first trailer for Madden '16, EA Sports' popular football video game, but really it's so, so much more than that.
Franco and Mintz-Plasse star as the oiled-up protagonists.
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Here's Gronk in a crop-top!
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And Colin Kaepernick playing Al Pacino from Scent of a Woman!
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Gronk fights bad guys with a football gun backpack!
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Kaep eats a piece of paper!
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The gang takes some time to express themselves through dance.
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And then Rex Ryan gets beaned in the chest with a football by someone with an arm better than any of the Bills' current quarterbacks!
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Watch the whole video below: