We tried the regional Texas burger chain many people say is the best in America to see if it lives up to the hype
This location in Port Lavaca is one of a whopping 655 Whataburgers in Texas. It's built in the classic A-frame design that Whataburger is known for – one of the founders had a fondness for aviation and subsequently worked it into the chain's design.
On the windows, decals proudly proclaim their burgers to be 100% beef, ordered just the way you like it. Also, a dash of patriotism for good measure, apparently — what's more American than a burger?
No line at the register — I must have beat the lunchtime rush. Of course, most Whataburgers are open 24/7, so a late-night burger is always an option.
I become confused pretty quickly. The menu is simple enough, but I'm just not used to it. You can add toppings to your burgers like jalapeños and avocado, hence the "just like you like it" moniker. Mercifully, the cashier sensed my trepidation and asked if I wanted my burgers "all the way", with every standard topping — mustard, pickles, onions, tomato, and lettuce. If you want ketchup, however, you have to ask separately.
If you're eating in the restaurant, you're given a numbered placard so the servers can find your table. That's right, table service at a fast-food restaurant, with no waiting awkwardly at the counter. It would seem McDonald's fancy new approach to service isn't so new after all.
The interior is sparsely decorated, as one comes to expect from a fast-food joint. On the walls are photos of some of the original Whataburgers, as well as this mega-store in Corpus Christi dubbed "Whataburger on the Bay". It's supposedly the largest Whataburger in the country.
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The booths and seats are classic old–school fast–food style. Nothing trendy or hip about this place, and that's fine by me.
Within six minutes, my order arrives: a No. 1 Whataburger, a No. 2 Double Meat Whataburger, and an A1 Thick and Hearty Burger — all with fries, of course, plus a strawberry shake.
This is a medium drink. Everything is bigger in Texas.
The milkshake is smooth, creamy, and rich. There's nothing extraordinary about it, it's simply a good shake. They're hand spun, and you can get malted shakes as well.
The french fries are surprisingly good. These are a step above the often soggy fast-food fries I'm used to. They have a good crunch to them; they hold up well with ketchup.
While there are two different types of ketchup — regular and spicy — the difference stops there. Rumors swirl about Whataburger's numbered ketchups, however.
Fast-food legend has it that the numbers on the bottom of the peel-back top correspond to the range of sweetness or saltiness on a scale of one to five. However, this has been disproved, as the numbers are merely for quality assurance during production.
But despite the ketchup losing its stealthy, secret cachet, the spicy ketchup is an incredible thing worthy of its own praise. It has a sharp, vinegar tartness to it that lends a sharp kick. But it's not a lasting heat, so it's absolutely perfect for scarfing down a serving of fries without burning your mouth out.
First, the simple Whataburger. Only the one single patty peeks out from beneath the wide, flat bun.
The patty is very thin and wide, which makes it much easier to grip the burger and keep all the toppings (onions, pickles, tomato, lettuce, and mustard) from spilling out.
The classic Whataburger is delicious, but small. The beef is good — not great. The thin patty makes it difficult to taste any difference from any other fast-food beef. But the mustard — apparently a standard Whataburger addition — and pickles add a cutting tartness that clarifies the other flavors of the sandwich.
Next up: the Double Meat Whataburger. It's unassuming from the outside, with just the two patties and some cheese and lettuce sticking out of the humble bun.
I open it up to find two slices of melty cheese, tomato, onions, lettuce, pickles, and mustard — "all the way" indeed. It's essentially the same as the Whataburger, just with another patty slipped in.
That extra patty adds a lot, though. This is one satisfying burger, and definitely more of a handful than the Whataburger.
Finally, a burger from the All-Time Favorites menu: the A1 Thick and Hearty.
This burger is certainly hearty, with bacon, cheese, onions, and a slathering of iconic A1 steak sauce.
Again, I notice that these burgers are much easier to handle because they're so wide and flat; it's genius, really. This burger is incredibly rich and beefy, with a smoky bacon flavor that is well complimented by the tangy and sour A1 sauce. It takes a lot of effort to finish, however.
The prices are on point with most fast–food chains. The classic Whataburger meal with fries cost $5.84, the Double Meat Whataburger meal cost $6.99, and the A1 Thick and Hearty cost $5.59. Special add-ons like jalapeños, bacon, or avocado, cost roughly $0.50 each.
I'm impressed with Whataburger in the end. Their menu is rather expansive for a burger joint, offering many other melts and chicken sandwiches as well as burgers, and the prices are average. And the burgers themselves aren't outstanding, but the option to customize the toppings to such a degree certainly is. I see what you're talking about here, Texas.
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