The Fantastic World of the Portuguese Sardine is located in NYC's Times Square.Kylie Kirschner
- A luxury Portuguese tinned fish store just opened in the middle of Times Square in NYC.
- Sardines deboned by hand and mixed with gold flakes are sold in a gold ingot-shaped can for $44.
A store entirely dedicated to tinned seafood recently opened in the middle of NYC's Times Square — right under the giant Olive Garden, across from the M&M store, with a view of the New Year's Eve ball from the front door.
Tinned fish has been having a viral moment this past year. Videos on TikTok featuring different types of canned seafood have amassed millions of views, and brands like the buzzy LA canned-fish startup Fishwife have blown up. Although the affordability factor likely had a hand in the trend's popularity — tins often come in at under $3 — luxury and premium tins that cost up to $50 have also been spotlighted.
Decorated in a whimsical magical library-type theme with floor-to-ceiling shelves lined with stacks of canned fish, the Fantastic World of the Portuguese Sardine definitely falls into that second luxury and premium category (at least in terms of its prices), and the store has seen its own share of social media attention. But its launch at the height of the trend in the US might be more of a happy coincidence than anything else.
Tinned fish is an important and engrained part of other food cultures outside of the US, like in Portugal and Spain. The Fantastic World of the Portuguese Sardine is already an established brand across Portugal, but the Times Square store is its first international location.
Though — like many New Yorkers — I typically avoid going to Times Square as much as humanly possible due to the crowds, I made a special trip to 48th street to see what this tinned fish fantasy was all about.
The Fantastic World of the Portuguese Sardine is in the middle of Times Square.
The over-the-top storefront attracted a lot of curious people. Kylie Kirschner
I saw lots of passersby do a double take at the store's window display and peek inside.
The interior of the store is decorated in a 'magical library' theme, and the walls are lined floor to ceiling with shelves all filled with cans of fish.
The interior of the store is decorated in a "magical library" theme. Kylie Kirschner
Joana Quaresma, the store's project manager, told me that for her the store is about bringing a cultural staple to an American audience and putting Portugal on the map.
"We decided to create this fantasy around the sardine because it's a very important product for us — the Portuguese," Quaresma said. "It's one of the best things that our country has to offer, and we want to make sure that we're giving it the special attention it deserves."
There's a lot of attention to detail in the store's decoration.
A lot of the decorative elements were also imported from Portugal. Kylie Kirschner
The decorative ironwork in the store was all made in Portugal by Portuguese craftspeople and then shipped to the US ahead of the store's opening, Quaresma told me. Even the books at the top of the shelves were shipped from Portugal.
Circus-y marching band music plays through speakers, including "Stars and Stripes Forever," the official national march of the US. A wall plaque in the shop talks about the music choice, and notes that the march's composer, John Philip Sousa, was of Portuguese descent.
Individual cans range in cost from $12.80 for regular sardines to $46.40 for smoked sole.
Prices per tin vary, but most are on the expensive side. Kylie Kirschner
Many of the tins are on the pricier side. A can of tuna costs $19.60, as do all of the sardines with flavors like lemon, peppers, or tomato. Smoked salmon costs $29.30, marinated eels cost $32.30, and a can of sea bass is $32.40. There are only two items that cost under $15: regular sardines — not the small sardines, timeless sardines, skinless and boneless sardines, or any of the flavored sardines — and the Jack Mackerel.
The "Portuguese Gold" sardines cost $44 per can.
The "Portuguese Gold" sardines cost $44. Kylie Kirschner
The cans are designed to look like gold ingots, and the sardines inside are packed with edible gold flakes. They're also individually deboned and deskinned by hand, a meticulous process — each can takes about 15 minutes to prepare by hand, Quaresma says.
"We wanted to kind of elevate the sardine the maximum we could," she said. "The way to do that was to actually make it gold, to actually make it a treasure."
Regular skinless and boneless sardines — no gold flakes — cost $30.
The art on the individual cans and boxes is just as whimsical and playful as the store is.
One collection of fish came in a comic book-themed box. Kylie Kirschner
Some of the cans are decorated with art inspired by certain Portuguese traditions, while others take inspiration from comic books and Pop art.
The store's window display and two walls of the store's interior are lined with cans stamped with different years.
The store sells sardines stamped with every year going back to 1916. Kylie Kirschner
The store's "Timeless Sardines" collection has cans stamped with every year going back to 1916, meant as a marketing gimmick so customers can buy cans as gifts to commemorate a birth year, anniversary, or other dates of significance. Each can also includes a historical fun fact from the year it carries or denotes the birth of a celebrity.
I met one customer in the store — Andie Fuentes, 25 — who told me that she found the store on TikTok and came in to buy the "Timeless" sardines as gifts for her Portuguese boyfriend.
"His birthday is coming up and I thought it would be cool — since he likes sardines a lot — to do personalized cans based big stuff like the year he was born, the year he graduated high school," Fuentes said.
No need to worry about eating hundred-year-old sardines, though. All fish were canned recently, regardless of the year on the can.
There's also a collection of canned cod with cans showing different Portuguese cities.
Another collection has cans representing different cities in Portugal. Kylie Kirschner
There's a can for each of the cities where the company has a store — this includes Lisbon, Porto, and Madeira.
Before I left the store, Quaresma gave me two cans to take home to review: a tin of sardines and a tin of octopus.
I tried two tins from the store, the sardines and the octopus. Kylie Kirschner
The store first opened selling just sardines, but soon expanded its offerings to include other seafood like octopus, which Quaresma said has been a bestseller. Though there are plenty of recipes for how to cook with tinned seafood, I opted to just buy a loaf of bread to eat the seafood with.
The sardines were pretty good.
The can of sardines had about 8 intact filets. Kylie Kirschner
I'm absolutely not a tinned fish connoisseur and admittedly don't have a huge sardine data pool to compare these to, but I thought they tasted fresher and less fishy than other grocery store sardines I've had in the past. I liked the taste of the olive oil they were packed with, which I soaked up with more bread.
I've never had canned octopus before, but enjoyed eating this tin.
There were about 10 pieces of octopus tentacle in the can. Kylie Kirschner
There were about 10 tentacle pieces packed in the can, each about an inch in diameter. It was tender and not at all chewy, like good fresh octopus is, and had a bit of brininess. Having octopus at home was fun and kind of novel, since it's one of those things that I'm unlikely to ever attempt to cook myself, but at $29.80 per can I can't say I'll make this a regular thing. I think I'd rather stick to ordering it at a restaurant.
I think the store achieved its goal of making canned fish feel special.
I found my own birth year from the "Timeless sardines" collection. Kylie Kirschner
Quaresma has lived in Portugal her whole life, but moved to New York ahead of the store's opening to oversee the process and operations. I told her I thought she must be very passionate about tinned fish to change countries for it.
"Once you understand the importance of the product and the value there is behind it, there's no way to not be passionate about it," she replied. "I think that the trend is the universe saying, 'I think you're doing the right thing.' And we're very happy about it."
Though the prices are probably too high for me to add the Fantastic World of the Portuguese Sardine as a stop for my grocery list, I do think that the existence of a magical fantasy sardine library in the middle of Times Square is something special, and I could imagine going back.
Plus, I found my birth year sardine and learned that I was born roughly 100 years after Enzo Ferrari was. What more could I ask for?