Reuters
- Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul took to Twitter on Saturday to celebrate Festivus in what has become something of a yearly tradition for him.
- Paul took aim at Fox
News , former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, President Donald Trump, and some of his Republican colleagues. - The "airing of grievances" is an annual tradition celebrated every December 23. It was first popularized by the hit TV show Seinfeld.
Republican Sen. Rand Paul unloaded his grievances on Twitter Saturday morning in what has become an annual tradition in celebration of the faux holiday Festivus.
The fictional holiday, first popularized in a 1997 episode of the hit sitcom series Seinfeld, is celebrated every December 23 by people frustrated with the commercialized aspects of Christmas. In keeping with its traditions, Festivus enthusiasts like Paul participate in what is called an "airing of grievances," in which they typically vent about people or things that disappoint them.
Paul, who has been airing his grievances since as far back as 2013, took friendly digs at a number of prominent political figures, including his fellow Republicans. But first, he wanted to clear things up with Fox News.
Next, he took aim at former Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and her book, "What Happened," which is her account of the 2016 election.
He then imagined President Donald Trump's reaction to Clinton's book while he mocked Trump's previous claims that his 1987 book, 'The Art of the Deal,' is his second favorite book, after the Bible.
It wouldn't be an airing of grievances without mentioning Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, who is often derided by his colleagues in Congress. Paul referenced Cruz's recent feud over net neutrality with "Star Wars" veteran Mark Hamill, who portrayed Luke Skywalker in the hit film franchise.
Next, Paul transitioned to extra-terrestrial life, jokingly lashing out at former Democratic Sen. Harry Reid for not telling him more about aliens. The New York Times revealed last week that Reid was behind a secret Pentagon program created in 2007 for the purpose of investigating UFOs.
And finally, Paul made sure to go after his Senate colleague Orrin Hatch for having "better pot jokes" than him. Hatch, the senior US senator from Utah, made headlines in September for introducing a bill - in an especially pun-filled manner - to facilitate medical marijuana research.
Before we get started, I need to alert @FoxNews and someone in DC that this is NOT a war on Christmas. It's a war on everything else.
- Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2017
I hear that many people are saying great thinks about Hillary's book and It won some major major awards. That's great for her, seriously. pic.twitter.com/TjuIUbDniK
- Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2017
I hear even @realDonaldTrump loved It. He said It was the "third best book ever written".
- Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2017
That's high praise considering he thinks the first two were both inspired by God.
- Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2017
My friend @tedcruz decided to have an #AiringofGrievances early with @HamillHimself. On Star Wars opening weekend. Hmm pic.twitter.com/msnzLeXkxn
- Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2017
There are how many million Americans who've wanted to force-choke Ted, and he picked on the one who could do It. Brave, he is pic.twitter.com/rL5c65wMoH
- Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2017
HOW IS IT YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THE ALIENS, HARRY??!!
- Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2017
Somehow, an octogenarian Mormon has better pot jokes than I do. This has been bothering me for a while. #HappyFestivus
- Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2017