If you thought Pokémon Go was a weird app, you have no clue what’s out there

With all its weirdness, the augmented reality game, Pokémon Go has broken many records to work its way to the top. And a few bizarre stories are already doing the rounds on how while playing the now world famous game of Pokémon GO, one person fell in a lake, another one banged his car, so on and so forth. And if this is making you think how weird this app is, you clearly have no idea what’s out there. Here’s a look.

Useless finger finder

It’s called the ultimate useless finger finder, well at least they are honest about being a completely useless game. Now if you have started thinking about how exactly would the game help you find your finger, stop right there, it’s not worth it. All the app does is to tell you where your finger is on the screen when you put it there. It’s a lot easier than catching Pokémons and Zubats right? And of course, a lot weirder.

Places I have pooped

As the name suggests it merely helps you dutifully note all the places you did your business at. Now can be a helpful app if.. oh wait! Why bother, it’s a completely useless app that helps you keep an absolutely weird memorabilia. Well if you want to download it then go ahead you got to do what you got to do.

Fake an excuse

Now if you can’t get someone off the phone there is this app for the rescue. Rather than boring yourself with their never ending stories, you can simply choose any sound effects from the app to make a believable excuse like the classic door bell or if you care to make things interesting, noise of a riot breaking out. But the app is sure to get the person on the other side of the phone off your back. So weird, so helpful.

Pimple Popper

Yes you heard it right just when we thought things can’t get any weirder, here’s an app that lets you pop pimples off a cartoon’s face on your phone screen by squeezing your fingers. Now if you are wondering why did anyone ever come up with such an app, let me tell you it’s supposed to be therapeutic for some but for many others just plain gross.

Paper racing

This app will instantly transform you into a menacing cat. All you have to do is to unroll the toilet paper by swiping it down with your fingers. The lesser time you take to unroll the whole paper, the higher you score. The game has the ability to make you feel like a winner and a loser all at the same time.

Pointless

This app makes all the previous apps look better because it truly is pointless. The half a line instruction to play the game says, “Put your finger anywhere on the screen and don’t lift it up”. So you basically keep your finger pressed to the screen till eternity and if you lift the finger you lose your “points”, but if you keep it pressed you lose everything else.

There are a gazillion of these weird apps available online but at this point I feel it’s absolutely pointless to go on. And all of these apps will cost you nothing except maybe your self-respect.

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