As soon as I sat down, it was time to tear through the menu, even though I basically knew I was going to get the "Pitts-Burger," a mountainous sandwich comprised of meatloaf, fries, slaw, provolone cheese, and tomato served on very thick Italian bread.
Every Primanti's sandwich has fries, slaw, cheese, and tomato. The only thing that changes is the meat — and you can add an egg, bacon, or extra cheese on request.
The sandwich is quite the sight to behold. Less-experienced eaters may struggle with such a monster — but I think I'll be OK.
There's virtually no wait for the "Pitts-Burger" to come out, though that may have something to do with the fact I'm sitting in this suburban location at noon on a Tuesday.
The fry-to-meat-to-coleslaw ratio is perfect. But that brings me to the most controversial part of a Primanti's sandwich — the bread.
Some people think it's just too thick, and some bites feel as if you're just chewing on a loaf of bread. On the other hand, the bread helps keep the sandwich in order. For as much is on this mammoth, none falls out the sides or back while you're eating.
It doesn't take long before I'm halfway through. I mean, it's the first time I've had this hometown classic in a couple years. I'm excited. It's good. I'm happy.
As you can tell, the ingredients aren't spilling out of the sandwich, which is common for a creation this large. This minimal spillage is impressive for the contents.
And just like that, it's gone.
All that fell out were a couple of tiny tomato slices and some strands of cole slaw. I'm satisfied, now sufficiently full for what will be hours. And the sandwich is a great value too — less than $8.
While the bread can be overwhelming at times, this is a must-eat for any sandwich lover. It's a must-do while in the Steel City.