The 14 best bets to make on the NCAA Tournament before your bracket gets busted

The teams you get: Clemson, Duke, Florida State, Miami, North Carolina, NC State, Syracuse, Virginia, Virginia Tech

The bet: Over 14 wins combined by ACC teams ($110 to win $100)

The logic: Whether you want to bet the over or under on this one, I highly recommend putting some money down on this bet before it locks up, as no bet in March Madness will generate more chaos. Personally, I'm taking the over here. I like either Virginia or Duke to win the whole dang tournament, and if that happens, that leaves just eight more wins for the rest of the field to muster to at least get to a push.

One note — if you want to bet this one, you have to get your money down before tip-off on Wednesday, as Syracuse's First Four matchup will count towards your eventual win total.

The teams you get: Michigan, Michigan State, Ohio State, Purdue

The bet: Under 8 wins combined by Big 10 teams ($100 to win $110)

The logic: This group has a No. 2 seed, two No. 3 seeds, and a No. 5 seed. If every team just took care of business and made it through the first weekend of play, they'd at least guarantee you get your money back.

But I'm betting against them. Chaos prospers during March Madness. Betting the under here, and you'll be screaming off your seat should either No. 14 seed underdog be able to take down their Michigan-based opponent in the first round.

The teams you get: Virginia, Villanova, Kansas, Xavier

The bet: Over 11.5 wins combined by No. 1 seeds ($110 to win $100)

The logic: I would call this a sucker bet any other year, but the narrative heading into this year's tournament was "This year, more than ever, anyone can win."

Any narrative that takes over the greater sports-zeitgeist is usually wrong, so with so much love for potential upsets and lower seeds coming through, rooting for chalk is almost contrarian at this point. There's a 90% chance I'm overthinking this.

The teams you get: Cincinnati, Duke, North Carolina, Purdue

The bet: Under 10.5 wins combined by No. 2 seeds ($100 to win $100)

The logic: Call this a hedge against my earlier bets on the AAC and ACC, but betting the under on No. 2 seeds feels like the smart play after picking the over on the No. 1 seeds. Also, this seems like a good point to address the fact that I would not recommend you bet every bet in this column, but instead pick your favorites and place your money from there.

The teams you get: Arizona, Wichita State, Gonzaga, Auburn

The bet: Over 6.5 wins combined by No. 4 seeds ($260 to win $200)

The logic: This is a fun pick that gives you four great teams in the tournament — I like the No.4 seeds better than the No. 3 teams this year. Wichita State and Gonzaga are both stalwarts of the tournament and know what it takes to make it to the second weekend. Arizona is a wild card, with one of the best players in the country in unstoppable center Deandre Ayton, and Auburn is a scrappy team that has taken all comers this season under the leadership of Bruce Pearl.

To win the bet, each team needs to win their first round matchup, and then three need to move on to the Sweet 16. Or you can get an extra win from one of them taking down a No. 1 seed to move on to the Elite Eight. There's a few ways to win this one, and it gives you the chance to bet on four of the most fun teams in the tournament all in one go.

The pick: Under 3 wins by Duke ($130 to win $100)

The logic: You win if Duke loses in the first two rounds. You lose if Duke makes it to the Final Four. Personally, I bet against Duke and specifically Grayson Allen at every opportunity, purely out of spite. I am a bitter, bitter man.

The pick: Yes, Gonzaga will make the Sweet 16 ($160 to win $100)

The logic: Gonzaga is a team with tournament experience and a pretty reasonable path to the Sweet 16. I like South Dakota State to upset Ohio State on the other side of their section of the bracket, setting up a potentially easier second-round matchup for the Bulldogs.

The pick: No, West Virginia will not make the Sweet 16 ($120 to win $100)

The logic: Far be it from me to doubt Bob Huggins, but the Mountaineers have quite a daunting path to the Sweet 16. In the first round, they take on a Murray State team that has won 13 straight games heading into the tournament. Should they prevail there, West Virginia would have a second-round matchup against Wichita State between them and the second weekend. I don't like their chances.

The pick: No, Texas Tech will not make the Sweet 16 ($100 to win $125)

The logic: Texas Tech also has a harder-than-expected path to the second weekend of tournament action. In the first round their go against Stephen F. Austin — a small team that is no stranger to playing spoiler in the first round of the tournament. Whether they play Florida or St. Bonaventure in the second round, my money would be against the Red Raiders.

The pick: Yes, Tennessee will make the Sweet 16 ($140 to win $100)

The logic: I've watched Tennessee play three times this season, and they've impressed me each time I've seen them. Sometimes that's all it takes to earn the trust of my wallet. They might have to face Loyola in the second round, which I like as one of the double-digit seeds to make some noise in this tournament, but I would've liked them better in basically any other spot in the bracket.

The pick: Over 34.5 largest margin of victory in the first round ($110 to win $100)

The logic: This bet has hit for four years straight. Usually, it's in a No. 1 vs. No. 16 matchup, but you get every game with this bet, so if some random team decides to lay the smack down in their first game of the tournament, that also works to your benefit.

For those who just love the thrill of gambling, this is a great way to keep you on the edge of your seat when Kansas sits all of its starters with ten minutes left defending a 30-point lead.

The teams you get: Virginia, Villanova, Kansas, Xavier

The pick: Yes, a No. 1 seed wins the national championship ($100 to win $145)

The logic: While researching some trends of past tournaments, I found that No. 1 seeds have won 17 of the past 25 national championships. Getting favorable odds on a pattern that hits 68% of the time feels like a smart investment to me.

The teams you get: Clemson, Duke, Florida State, Miami, North Carolina, NC State, Syracuse, Virginia, Virginia Tech

The pick: Yes, an ACC team wins the national championship ($100 to win $190)

The logic: Again, an excellent time to remind you to pick the bets you like rather than bet every pick I make in this column. And I know I'm contradicting myself and the previous bet I made regarding a No. 1 seed winning the tournament. Whatever. I am large. I contain multitudes.

Similar to the ACC over/under bet, this one is a lot of fun because of how many outs it gives you. Virginia, Duke, and UNC all have a live shot at making the Final Four and are all attacking the semifinal from different regions of the bracket. Not to mention the potential for a wild run from Clemson or NC State that could make this bet even more interesting.

Anyway, if Virginia wins it all, I'll win both these bets and look like a super genius.

Go Cavaliers.