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I ate deep-dish pizza at Chicago's 2 top pizza chains, and one was so good it changed my mind about deep dish

I arrived at Giordano's in Chicago's River North neighborhood just after 1 p.m.

I ate deep-dish pizza at Chicago's 2 top pizza chains, and one was so good it changed my mind about deep dish

It was a chilly Chicago day, and I hadn't eaten since I left New York, so I was ready for some piping hot pizza.

It was a chilly Chicago day, and I hadn

Even though it was lunchtime, the cavernous restaurant was fairly empty.

Even though it was lunchtime, the cavernous restaurant was fairly empty.

Tall red vinyl booths, modern wood-and-steel tables, and exposed brick made the space feel like a contemporary twist on classic pizza parlor decor.

Tall red vinyl booths, modern wood-and-steel tables, and exposed brick made the space feel like a contemporary twist on classic pizza parlor decor.

I took a seat by the window and ordered a house salad ($5.25) and a small size of "The Special" ($24.35), which feeds three.

I took a seat by the window and ordered a house salad ($5.25) and a small size of "The Special" ($24.35), which feeds three.

Soon, my waiter was back with my salad and a bottle of San Pellegrino.

Soon, my waiter was back with my salad and a bottle of San Pellegrino.

I didn't read the description too closely, but this wasn't what I expected when I ordered a house salad.

I didn

Still, this was the good kind of surprise.

Still, this was the good kind of surprise.

Cherry tomatoes, fresh fennel, and shaved asiago over mesclun made this salad feel much fancier than expected.

Cherry tomatoes, fresh fennel, and shaved asiago over mesclun made this salad feel much fancier than expected.

It tasted much fancier, too.

It tasted much fancier, too.

Unlike the typical crouton-infested piles of soggy romaine in a typical house salad, this one tasted like real veggies.

Unlike the typical crouton-infested piles of soggy romaine in a typical house salad, this one tasted like real veggies.

The greens weren't the freshest, but the combination of ingredients was a winning one.

The greens weren

The tomatoes were tart, the fennel fragrant, and the asiago aromatic.

The tomatoes were tart, the fennel fragrant, and the asiago aromatic.

Although I was here for the pizza, I couldn't help but devour the salad. It went down easy.

Although I was here for the pizza, I couldn

Soon, my small "Special" deep-dish pizza arrived, and my waiter dragged a slice from the pie onto a plate.

Soon, my small "Special" deep-dish pizza arrived, and my waiter dragged a slice from the pie onto a plate.

It's me you have to show: how deep is your dish?

It

The "Special" pizza contains sausage, mushrooms, onions, and green peppers.

The "Special" pizza contains sausage, mushrooms, onions, and green peppers.

According to the Giordano's menu, just one slice contains 550-602 calories. That's a third of my average daily caloric needs.

According to the Giordano

But the perfect cheese pull has no calories.

But the perfect cheese pull has no calories.

And Giordano's pizza is mostly cheese. Mozzarella cheese, to be exact.

And Giordano

The other two dominant flavors in this pizza were tomato sauce and buttery crust.

The other two dominant flavors in this pizza were tomato sauce and buttery crust.

The other ingredients didn't make much of an appearance.

The other ingredients didn

If you like cheese, butter, and nothing but cheese and butter, Giordano's is the pizza for you.

If you like cheese, butter, and nothing but cheese and butter, Giordano

But I found the thick, gooey mozzarella to be kind of bland. The tomato sauce was sweet, but otherwise not very flavorful.

But I found the thick, gooey mozzarella to be kind of bland. The tomato sauce was sweet, but otherwise not very flavorful.

And the thick crust, though buttery, gets kind of soggy.

And the thick crust, though buttery, gets kind of soggy.

I was disappointed that the toppings seemed to just melt into the mozzarella. Where were my peppers? My sausages?

I was disappointed that the toppings seemed to just melt into the mozzarella. Where were my peppers? My sausages?

At the end of my first slice, I still felt unsatisfied. I wasn't sure if it was the amount of food or just the flavor of it.

At the end of my first slice, I still felt unsatisfied. I wasn

Either way, I was starting to find the pizza boring. I doused it in parmesan to make it more interesting.

Either way, I was starting to find the pizza boring. I doused it in parmesan to make it more interesting.

Most of my "small" pie still awaited my fork, cooling swiftly on its pedestal.

Most of my "small" pie still awaited my fork, cooling swiftly on its pedestal.

I lifted myself another slice. Note: as fun as cheese pulls are, they're pretty messy.

I lifted myself another slice. Note: as fun as cheese pulls are, they

But no sooner had I taken a bite of slice two than I started to feel that familiar queasiness in my stomach.

But no sooner had I taken a bite of slice two than I started to feel that familiar queasiness in my stomach.

The pizza started to taste how I felt.

The pizza started to taste how I felt.

After a few more bites of dense, elastic cheese, I gave up and asked for a box.

After a few more bites of dense, elastic cheese, I gave up and asked for a box.

As I waited for my check, I wondered if there was a point at which I could feel full but not sick from eating deep-dish.

As I waited for my check, I wondered if there was a point at which I could feel full but not sick from eating deep-dish.

I enjoyed digging into this ungodly pile of cheese, sauce, and buttery dough. But it's something I'd do once a decade.

I enjoyed digging into this ungodly pile of cheese, sauce, and buttery dough. But it

I couldn't see myself craving Giordano's anytime soon.

I couldn

The next day, I went to Lou Malnati's for a late lunch/early dinner.

The next day, I went to Lou Malnati

I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast — which was a cold leftover slice of Giordano's — so I was ravenous.

I hadn

Lou Malnati's is considerably flashier than Giordano's.

Lou Malnati

The entrance leads to a gift shop — something that always turns me off a restaurant.

The entrance leads to a gift shop — something that always turns me off a restaurant.

But down the stairs was a homey, elegant space with brick archways, wooden tables, and green vinyl booths.

But down the stairs was a homey, elegant space with brick archways, wooden tables, and green vinyl booths.

Lou Malnati's has two special pizzas, the "Malnati" and the "Lou". I went for a small size of the "Lou" ($18.75) and a house salad ($6.95).

Lou Malnati

My house salad arrived shortly along with a bottle of Perrier. I'd asked for San Pellegrino for consistency's sake, but eh, sparkling water's all the same.

My house salad arrived shortly along with a bottle of Perrier. I

This is what I expect when I order a house salad.

This is what I expect when I order a house salad.

Romaine: check. Croutons: check. Copious dressing: check. Tiny amount of other vegetables: do I have to say it?

Romaine: check. Croutons: check. Copious dressing: check. Tiny amount of other vegetables: do I have to say it?

Everything in this salad was just slightly less fresh than their Giordano's counterparts.

Everything in this salad was just slightly less fresh than their Giordano

I think I saw some carrot shavings poking out of dry and wilted leaves.

I think I saw some carrot shavings poking out of dry and wilted leaves.

But surprisingly, thanks to the Malnati sweet onion vinaigrette, the whole shebang actually tasted pretty good.

But surprisingly, thanks to the Malnati sweet onion vinaigrette, the whole shebang actually tasted pretty good.

However, it wasn't so good that I felt compelled to eat more.

However, it wasn

After all, nothing in this salad really had any nutritional value.

After all, nothing in this salad really had any nutritional value.

I decided to skip the rest of the salad and wait for my pizza to come out.

I decided to skip the rest of the salad and wait for my pizza to come out.

And when it came out, I was glad I waited.

And when it came out, I was glad I waited.

It looked so much more colorful, more flavorful, and more wholesome than Giordano's pizza was.

It looked so much more colorful, more flavorful, and more wholesome than Giordano

But the true test of any food is taste, not looks. I was ready to judge this pizza for what was inside.

But the true test of any food is taste, not looks. I was ready to judge this pizza for what was inside.

Inside the "Lou" is spinach, garlic, basil, onion, mushrooms, and tomatoes. Unlike Giordano's "Special", the "Lou" is vegetarian.

Inside the "Lou" is spinach, garlic, basil, onion, mushrooms, and tomatoes. Unlike Giordano

But what the "Lou" lacks in meat, it makes up for with three kinds of cheese.

But what the "Lou" lacks in meat, it makes up for with three kinds of cheese.

And unlike its counterpart at Giordano's, this pizza showcased its toppings at all levels — in and on top of its cheese.

And unlike its counterpart at Giordano

The crust of this pizza is thinner, crunchier, and yeastier.

The crust of this pizza is thinner, crunchier, and yeastier.

The cheese didn't pull as beautifully as the cheese on the Giordano's pizza had.

The cheese didn

But it tasted a million times better. Who'da thunk putting more than one kind of cheese on a pizza would make it taste good?

But it tasted a million times better. Who

Everything about this pizza tasted like normal pizza, only better, thanks to its dynamic combo of textures and flavors.

Everything about this pizza tasted like normal pizza, only better, thanks to its dynamic combo of textures and flavors.

Each bite was a perfect balance of crunch, cheese, and aromatic veggies.

Each bite was a perfect balance of crunch, cheese, and aromatic veggies.

This pizza was so good I didn't miss the sausage in Giordano's pizza, which had been barely noticeable anyway.

This pizza was so good I didn

What a difference a slice of tomato, a touch of garlic, and creative cheesing make.

What a difference a slice of tomato, a touch of garlic, and creative cheesing make.

As I neared the end of my first slice, which was a full quarter of the pizza, I didn't feel any of the queasiness and discomfort I'd come to expect from eating deep-dish.

As I neared the end of my first slice, which was a full quarter of the pizza, I didn

Instead, I felt comfortably full. I asked for boxes so I could bring my leftovers on my plane.

Instead, I felt comfortably full. I asked for boxes so I could bring my leftovers on my plane.

With my plate nearly empty, I wondered how I could have gotten Lou Malnati's so very wrong.

With my plate nearly empty, I wondered how I could have gotten Lou Malnati

Lou Malnati's pizza isn't slightly inferior to Giordano's. It's much, much better.

Lou Malnati

I realized that I'd disliked deep dish all these years simply because I'd only been eating Giordano's.

I realized that I

But forget Giordano's. Lou Malnati's pizza made me realize that deep-dish shouldn't make you feel like death. Most importantly, deep-dish can — and should — taste like really, really good pizza.

But forget Giordano

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