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45 terrible movies that today's greatest actors starred in

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45 terrible movies that today's greatest actors starred in

Lupita Nyong'o, "Non-Stop" (2014)

Lupita Nyong

Critic Score: 59%

What the critics said: "The problem is that Non-Stop tries to be something it's not. It has one too many scenes that border on ludicrous, and the big reveal barely makes sense." -Globe and Mail

Tom Hanks, "The Ladykillers" (2004)

Tom Hanks, "The Ladykillers" (2004)

Critic Score: 55%

What the critics said: "There's the mind-numbing oompah rhythm of every gag telegraphed and every joke pounded into the ground." -Village Voice

Edward Norton, "Kingdom of Heaven" (2005)

Edward Norton, "Kingdom of Heaven" (2005)

Critic Score: 39%

What the critics said: "Since we barely know what's at stake -- we're too confused and bored to care -- all this fighting means nothing to us, and yet Scott still hopes to rev us up with it." -Salon

Jake Gyllenhaal, "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time" (2010)

Jake Gyllenhaal, "Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time" (2010)

Critic Score: 36%

What the critics said: "This movie is little more than a big noise bomb with jerky movements attached." -Detroit News

Daniel Day-Lewis, "Nine" (2009)

Daniel Day-Lewis, "Nine" (2009)

Critic Score: 38%

What the critics said: "How can a movie starring six Academy Award-winning actors be such a bore?" -Chicago Sun Times

Anne Hathaway, "One Day" (2011)

Anne Hathaway, "One Day" (2011)

Critic Score: 37%

What the critics said: "By the time this flat, excruciatingly predictable film reaches its drawn-out, melodramatic (and unintentionally comedic) ending, we've not only stopped caring about Emma and Dexter, we're actively rooting against them." -San Diego Union Tribune

Armie Hammer, "The Lone Ranger" (2013)

Armie Hammer, "The Lone Ranger" (2013)

Critic Score: 31%

What the critics said: "Frustrating, lazy and lifeless." -Time Out

Kate Winslet, "Wonder Wheel" (2017)

Kate Winslet, "Wonder Wheel" (2017)

Critic Score: 31%

What the critics said: "Whatever its director's motivations, a work so contemptuous of its own heroine is always going to border on the offensive." -Globe and Mail

Cate Blanchett, "The Monuments Men" (2014)

Cate Blanchett, "The Monuments Men" (2014)

Critic Score: 30%

What the critics said: "A frustratingly flat film that drifts from moment to moment with a curious lack of urgency and an overbearing sense of self-importance." -Film.com

Jennifer Lawrence, "Passengers" (2016)

Jennifer Lawrence, "Passengers" (2016)

Critic Score: 30%

What the critics said: "Disappointing at best, problematic at worst." -Dallas Morning News

Matt Damon, "Suburbicon" (2017)

Matt Damon, "Suburbicon" (2017)

Critic Score: 29%

What the critics said: "The black characters are barely characters at all, and the murder mystery is a Hollywood hand-me-down." -Chicago Reader

Ryan Gosling, "Stay" (2005)

Ryan Gosling, "Stay" (2005)

Critic Score: 27%

What the critics said: "This is the kind of flop that makes even the popcorn taste lousy." -New York Observer

Natalie Portman, "Your Highness" (2011)

Natalie Portman, "Your Highness" (2011)

Critic Score: 27%

What the critics said: "Dudes, we get it." -Newsday

Meryl Streep, "Lions for Lambs" (2007)

Meryl Streep, "Lions for Lambs" (2007)

Critic Score: 27%

What the critics said: "Though these dialogues are worthy, the medium doesn't seem right for the message." -USA Today

Ben Affleck, "Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice" (2016)

Ben Affleck, "Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice" (2016)

Critic Score: 27%

What the critics said: "A movie that beats you into submission and makes you wonder if the sun will ever come out again." -The New Republic

Mila Kunis, "Jupiter Ascending" (2015)

Mila Kunis, "Jupiter Ascending" (2015)

Critic Score: 26%

What the critics said: "The Wachowskis create a churning, swooping C.G.I. universe that's decorated to the corners of the frame without taste or imagination." -The New Yorker

Eddie Redmayne, "Jupiter Ascending" (2015)

Eddie Redmayne, "Jupiter Ascending" (2015)

Critic Score: 26%

What the critics said: "Don't even get me started on the aliens, many of whom would have been turned away from the cantina door in Mos Eisley." -The Atlantic

Tom Hardy, "This Means War" (2012)

Tom Hardy, "This Means War" (2012)

Critic Score: 25%

What the critics said: "Yet another case of Hollywood execs trying way too hard to give the audience what they think it wants." -Time Out

Denzel Washington, "John Q" (2002)

Denzel Washington, "John Q" (2002)

Critic Score: 23%

What the critics said: "Cassavetes thinks he's making 'Dog Day Afternoon' with a cause, but all he's done is to reduce everything he touches to a shrill, didactic cartoon." -Entertainment Weekly

Amy Adams, "Leap Year" (2010)

Amy Adams, "Leap Year" (2010)

Critic Score: 22%

What the critics said: "The most charming of actors can be left flailing in the face of a feeble script and direction." -Globe and Mail

Michael Keaton, "Jack Frost" (1998)

Michael Keaton, "Jack Frost" (1998)

Critic Score: 20%

What the critics said: "Its sentiment is rote, its truths are culled from a trip down the aisles of a greeting-card shop." -Houston Chronicle

Leonardo DiCaprio, "The Beach" (2000)

Leonardo DiCaprio, "The Beach" (2000)

Critic Score: 20%

What the critics said: "A narrative that tries to juggle thriller elements, tons of pop culture imagery, and way too much philosophical baggage." -Chicago Reader

Emma Stone, "Aloha" (2015)

Emma Stone, "Aloha" (2015)

Critic Score: 19%

What the critics said: "It's not bad so much as alien, like a romantic comedy made by someone who's researched human behavior but had very few brushes with it in person." -Buzzfeed News

Marion Cotillard, "Assassin's Creed" (2016)

Marion Cotillard, "Assassin

Critic Score: 18%

What the critics said: "I suppose you could say the film made me slightly more likely to play one of the games, but only because I'd do just about anything before I saw this movie again." -Slate

Scarlett Johansson, "The Perfect Score" (2004)

Scarlett Johansson, "The Perfect Score" (2004)

Critic Score: 17%

What the critics said: "Kids facing the SAT in real life may appreciate this movie, if only because it'll make them feel so much smarter than these characters. For the rest of us, it flunks." -Seattle Times

Anthony Hopkins, "Transformers: The Last Knight" (2017)

Anthony Hopkins, "Transformers: The Last Knight" (2017)

Critic Score: 16%

What the critics said: "Michael Bay has promised that this is the last Transformers movie he will direct, which is no small relief. It will not, alas, be the last Transformers movie." -The Atlantic

Chris Pine, "Just My Luck" (2005)

Chris Pine, "Just My Luck" (2005)

Critic Score: 14%

What the critics said: "... a real piece of junk." -Richard Roeper

Helen Mirren, "Collateral Beauty" (2016)

Helen Mirren, "Collateral Beauty" (2016)

Critic Score: 14%

What the critics said: "Somewhere in a forest, a maple tree wants all its sap back." -US Weekly

Will Smith, "After Earth" (2013)

Will Smith, "After Earth" (2013)

Critic Score: 14%

What the critics said: "The movie takes off from a concept as basic as a video game, and it sticks to that concept, without surprise." -Entertainment Weekly

Mark Wahlberg, "Max Payne" (2008)

Mark Wahlberg, "Max Payne" (2008)

Critic Score: 16%

What the critics said: "Sexy girls and lots of automatic weapons are involved in an occasionally coherent plot." -Washington Post

Robert De Niro, "Hide and Seek" (2005)

Robert De Niro, "Hide and Seek" (2005)

Critic Score: 13%

What the critics said: "A tawdry cocktail of red herrings, cheap psychology, and shameless horror-movie tropes." -The AV Club

Michelle Williams, "Deception" (2008)

Michelle Williams, "Deception" (2008)

Critic Score: 13%

What the critics said: "When you advertise an erotic thriller and then give us a comedy, that's deception in any language." -St. Louis Post-Dispatch

Johnny Depp, "Mortdecai" (2015)

Johnny Depp, "Mortdecai" (2015)

Critic Score: 12%

What the critics said: "Depp's strenuously unfunny performance turns a frivolous caper comedy into a grim death march to the closing credits." -Newsday

Nicole Kidman, "Trespass" (2011)

Nicole Kidman, "Trespass" (2011)

Critic Score: 10%

What the critics said: "As terrible movies go, it's not unentertaining - once you surrender to its trashmeister idiocy." -Time Out

George Clooney, "Batman & Robin" (1997)

George Clooney, "Batman & Robin" (1997)

Critic Score: 10%

What the critics said: "[A] loud, long and pointless spectacle." -Philadelphia Inquirer

Halle Berry, "Catwoman" (2004)

Halle Berry, "Catwoman" (2004)

Critic Score: 9%

What the critics said: "Another hundred million dollars down the drain." -The New Yorker

Alicia Vikander, "Tulip Fever" (2017)

Alicia Vikander, "Tulip Fever" (2017)

Critic Score: 9%

What the critics said: "All told, this movie about love during a bubble is a bust." -Newsday

Saoirse Ronan, "The Host" (2013)

Saoirse Ronan, "The Host" (2013)

Critic Score: 9%

What the critics said: "This is pretty silly stuff, Twi-lite if you will, but played with maximum solemnity, no discernible humor and minimal excitement." -CNN

Michael Fassbender, "The Snowman" (2017)

Michael Fassbender, "The Snowman" (2017)

Critic Score: 8%

What the critics said: "In this soul-deadening freeze, who wouldn't seek solace in a bottle? Or in the physical warmth of a lover's arms? Or in mass murder?" -The Atlantic

Reese Witherspoon, "Hot Pursuit" (2015)

Reese Witherspoon, "Hot Pursuit" (2015)

Critic Score: 7%

What the critics said: "You could easily imagine these two in a sharper, edgier comedy. Maybe, if Hot Pursuit is a hit, the filmmakers can take a mulligan and reunite them for a faster, funnier sequel." -Vulture

Christopher Walken, "Gigli" (2003)

Christopher Walken, "Gigli" (2003)

Critic Score: 6%

What the critics said: "Every bit as unwatchable as the deafening negative chatter would suggest." -Associated Press

Charlize Theron, "The Last Face" (2017)

Charlize Theron, "The Last Face" (2017)

Critic Score: 5%

What the critics said: "Sean Penn turns African strife into a two-hour perfume commercial with The Last Face, veering between gauzy impressionism and shrieky melodrama with his latest directorial effort." -RogerEbert.com

Morgan Freeman, "Just Getting Started" (2017)

Morgan Freeman, "Just Getting Started" (2017)

Critic Score: 5%

What the critics said: "Dramatically and comically impotent." -The AV Club

Julianne Moore, "6 Souls" (2013)

Julianne Moore, "6 Souls" (2013)

Critic Score: 4%

What the critics said: "A preposterous supernatural thriller that inexplicably managed to sign up Julianne Moore to star." -New York Observer

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