29 memes roasting Silicon Valley and its tech-bro culture, chosen by a former valley-dweller
This Jeff Bezos glow-up.
This supercut of Mark Zuckerberg evangelizing Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce during his Facebook Live grill sesh.
Happy Father’s Day to Sweet Baby Ray’s and its son, Mark Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/yzFxv6fX7N
— Hannah (@hanreli) June 17, 2019Gotta catch 'em all, Chadwick: Venture Capitalist.
When AI couldn't get on Magritte's level.
AI struggling ...love this , seen on @samim twitter profile picture pic.twitter.com/up61QCYQAV
— Manos Tsakiris (@manos_tsakiris) November 29, 2017When Pam knew.
"Thx Elon"
When even Drake knows you messed up.
When the Burners re-enter Silicon Valley.
When you Juul in your Tesla driving down El Camino, it's a quick and slippery slope to Juuling 30,000 miles up in the air on your red-eye flight.
When you whip out your tech-guru Twitter persona.
VCs in real life: hello
VCs on Twitter: success is a raft made out of tears. obstacles are lovers in disguise. a startup is a wish your heart makes
"Let me chat with my team and circle back," said every Silicon Valley VC ever.
Snoop Dogg knows what's up with the valuation.
Silicon Valley, the bastion of white male privilege.
Cap table lookin like pic.twitter.com/pdE2n4dHh1
— The Valley Muse (@Valley_Muse) July 24, 2019Where "going public" means ...
Where the algorithm tests fate.
Bonus points for drinking Soylent while wearing Allbirds and carrying some light reading on successful unicorns too.
Can’t wait to strap on my North Face vest, lace up my Allbirds, pop open a frosty Soylent, and make sure everybody at the Battery sees me carrying this under my arm as I dismount my scooter. pic.twitter.com/p62CgXktqW
— matt weinberger (@gamoid) August 28, 2019Where the rent is too dang high.
Where every opportunity is a networking opportunity.
Where everybody thinks they're the truffle-sniffing pig of startups.
(But, don't even think about that company turning a profit while it's still private.)
#StartupLife
My tech company has better snacks than yours ...
... but my coworkers leave a lot to be desired.
In Silicon Valley, you graduate from being a nascent-coder bro donning a quirky, retro Patagonia fleece pullover to a full Coder Bro™️ wearing your startup's grey, monogrammed Patagonia vest.
It's the uniform.
No, but seriously.
Patagonia got so sick of being the staple of fintech bros that in April, Buzzfeed News reported that the company was refusing to sell its iconic power vests to some financial firms.
"Patagonia has nothing against your client or the finance industry, it's just not an area they are currently marketing through our co-brand division," a Patagonia reseller wrote to a potential client, according to Buzzfeed News. "While they have co-branded here in the past, the brand is really focused right now on only co-branding with a small collection of like-minded and brand aligned areas; outdoor sports that are relevant to the gear we design, regenerative organic farming, and environmental activism."
Does Market Street have a dress code?
And finally, here's an "Old Town Road" remix about Old County Road in Palo Alto.
I got my internship on Old County Road
I'm gonna try to teach myself to code
I got my vape pen in the back
Juul pod is attached
Screen is matte black
Running Logic on my Mac
In the Apple store
You can sell your Porsche
We live in the Valley, we got Tesla right next door
Zuckerberg is always watching
Zucc is always watching
Zuckerberg is always stalking
Zucc is always stalking
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