"In case anyone's concerned, there will be no twerking tonight," she promised straight off the bat. "I used to think twerking was cool but then white people started doing it and now I think it's kind of lame."
Cyrus also said that she has officially killed her "Hannah Montana" character. Watch below:
In a later sketch, Cyrus (and her racy VMA perfomance) is blamed as the reason for the end of civilization in a post-apocolyptic America set in 2045: