Michael Buble's Complete Dominance Of Spotify Right Now Is Terrifying

This is not a joke.

We asked Spotify to send us the top Christmas songs getting streamed right now.

Here is what they sent back. Apparently, Spotify listeners only want to spend Christmas with one man, and no one else.

That man is Michael Bublé.

Basically, listeners have his 2011 smash, "Christmas," which has sold more than 3 million copies in the U.S, on repeat.

Only Mariah Carey shakes up the list with "All I Want For Christmas Is You."

In order of most streams (Spotify did not provide raw data):

Michael Bublé - It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas Is You
Michael Bublé - All I Want For Christmas Is You
Michael Bublé - White Christmas - Duet With Shania Twain
Michael Bublé - Jingle Bells - feat. The Puppini Sisters
Michael Bublé - Holly Jolly Christmas
Michael Bublé - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Michael Bublé - Christmas [Baby Please Come Home]
Michael Bublé - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Michael Bublé - Cold December Night
Michael Bublé - Santa Baby

They also provided us with a separate list that uses a formula to "de-Buble" the list, at least a little. This is a bit more reasonable.

Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas Is You
Michael Bublé - It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
Bing Crosby - White Christmas
Michael Bublé - All I Want For Christmas Is You
Nat King Cole - The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You)
Elvis Presley - Blue Christmas
Andy Williams - It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby
Wham! - Last Christmas - Single Version
N Sync - Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays

We're not sure what Bublé does the rest of the year, but htis shows it probably doesn't matter.