The 12 Most Ridiculous Things FBI Agents Did Recently
The 12 Most Ridiculous Things FBI Agents Did Recently
"During argument with spouse, Employee broke spouses e-reader in half and pointed unloaded gun at dog's head while dog was sitting in spouse's lap." Result: 45-day suspension
"Employee was involved in a domestic dispute at mistress apartment ... Employee was drunk and uncooperative with police ... refused to relinquish his weapon, making lt necessary for the officers to physically subdue him, take the loaded weapon, and place Employee in handcuffs." Result: dismissal
15 Year veteran and supervisor "repeatedly committed check fraud." Result: dismissal
"Employee used government-issued Blackberry to send sexually explicit messages to another employee." Result: 5-day suspension. "Employee used personal cell phone to send nude photographs of self to several other employees." Result: 10-day suspension
"Employee made unauthorized use of FBI database to search for information about friends and coworkers." Result: 5-day suspension
"Employee hid a recording device in supervisor's office ... made copies of supervisor's negative comments about Employee that Employee Iocated by conducting an unauthorized search of the supervisor's office and briefcase. Employee provided the notes to lawyer in support of lawsuit against supervisor." Result: dismissal
"Employee drove while [drunk] ... was involved in an accident in which all four tires on Employee's vehicle were blown out and vehicle came to rest in opposite lane of traffic facing wrong direction." Result: dismissal
"Employee used a stranger's lost or stolen debit card to purchase gasoline and attempted, on repeated occasions, to withdraw money from the person's bank account at two ATM machines ... Employee lied to the local police ... and investigators." Result: dismissal
"When caught in sting operation, Employee admitted purchasing and viewing DVDs of naked boys." Result: dismissal
"Employee engaged in a romantic relationship with former boyfriend (now husband) knowing he was a drug user/dealer. Employee also lied under oath when questioned ... [then] being aware when she married him that he was a habitual drug user' who sold drugs to make money." Result: dismissal
30-year veteran "failed to file federal and state tax returns and pay taxes from 2008 to 2010." Result: 10-day suspension
"Employee shoplifted from a grocery store on several occasions. Employee was caught on surveillance video." Result: dismissal
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