Kanye West wrote a poem about McDonald's for Frank Ocean's magazine

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Kanye West and some scary clown.

As improbable as this sounds, Frank Ocean finally released a new album - although if you don't have Apple Music, he might as well not have.

But for all the chatter around the elusive crooner's sophomore album, "Blonde," the most intriguing thing to come with the release is a poem that Kanye West wrote for Ocean's accompanying magazine, "Boys Don't Cry."

The poem is about McDonald's. 

Here is the full text of "The Life of Pablo" rapper's foray into poetry, "The McDonald's Man."

McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man

The french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the french fries had a plan
The french fries had a plan
McDonalds Man
McDonalds
I know them french fries have a plan
I know them french fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the french fries plan
I always knew them french fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don't trust no food that smells that good man
I don't trust it
I just can't
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds, damn
Them french fries look good tho
I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them french fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie

I dunno, man. There's probably some deep, deep meaning in this poem about the home of the Happy Meal, but it's really early on a Monday. I just want an Egg McMuffin.