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The fun of seeing a parade of famous alums and then a behind-the-scenes look at the team who put "The Daily Show" together on, well, the daily - was put to rest.
Stewart asked for Camera 3 and began with "Bulls--t is everywhere." After breaking to laugh and ask if the kids were still around, he continued: "There is very little that you will encounter in life that has not been in some way infused with bulls--t."
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But, then, he said we had to keep watch for "the more pernicious bulls--t, your premeditated, institutional bulls--t designed to obscure and distract." He referred to the "Patriot Act," gay rights, the climate change debate, among other issues.
He also provides this basic rule: "So whenever something's been titled freedom, family, fairness, health, America: Take a good long sniff. It may contain traces of bulls--t."
He then ended his speech with a final request to his viewers - something that actually encapsulates what Stewart has been doing on "The Daily Show" for 16 years:
"So, I say to you tonight friends," he said. "The best defense against the bulls--t is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something."