It may give comfort to know that Joan had "no intention of coughing and wheezing for months on end." Instead, she joked, "One morning you'll wake up and read a headline: Joan Rivers Found Dead... On George Clooney's Face."
Read the full, funny bit below:
Joan Rivers was hospitalized Thursday after complications following a routine procedure for her vocal chords.
Joan's daughter, Melissa, said her mother died Thursday "surrounded by family and close friends."