How To Train Your Dolphin To Be An Assassin

On Tuesday we heard about the Ukrainian marine mammal program, which trains dolphins to not only find mines in the water and track down divers, but supposedly these dolphins are also outfitted with weapons that they can be used to kill people and even put a bomb on a submarine.

We started wondering, how would one go about training these dolphins?

Here's your step-by-step guide, inspired by this History Channel clip about the Soviet training program used in the 60s.