Here Are Some Questions For Sir Jony Ive About This iWatch He Is Supposedly Working On

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Earlier today, we learned that Apple is making a computerized watch and will sell it this year.

Here are some questions for Apple designer Jony Ive:

• Does he really think women are going to wear a watch that doesn't look like jewelry?
• It's supposed to take phone calls. How's that going to work? Will you have to hold your wrist up to your face?
• Or will you have to wear a Bluetooth earpiece and look like a total rube?
• Or will you plug in earphones to your watch, and risk yanking them out every time you move your arm?
• Or will the earphones plug into your phone?
• In which case, what's the point of the watch?
• How will it display enough information on such a tiny screen?

We await Sir Jony's answers. He knows where he can reach us.