Goldman Sachs just tweeted this:
How #millennials' life choices will reshape the #economy: http://t.co/GDzFHl9f8w ??+??=??????????????????????????????????????
- Goldman Sachs (@GoldmanSachs) March 6, 2015
Here's what that string of emojis means:
Millennials' life choices (or, rather, the decisions forced on them by high student debt burdens and a weak economy in their early-to-mid 20s) will reshape the economy.
This is because instead of getting a good job (where you wear a tie!) after graduation, millennials are forced back into their parents' house.
There they wait out the economy (and start paying off their student loans).
Eventually, they get jobs, find spouses, get married, and buy houses like the generations that came before. But their generation is on a lag.
Perhaps they will get jobs at Goldman, because it is a cool bank that can communicate in emoji.